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NAMES
(1) The singular boring question: What is your name? Brandon
(2) If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been? Sandra Bullock. I have no idea.
(3) Would you name a child of yours after you? Probably not
(4) If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with? Wallie.
(5) What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? Sayblen
(6) If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)? I don't think I would.
DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
(7) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? I think? What's the traditional view?
(8) Do you think God has a gender? Probably why the Bible refers to God as "He".
(9) Do you think science counteracts religion? Only when science tries to determine orgins.
(10) Do you believe in organized religion? What's an organized religion?
(12) Do you feel a little funny thinking about the questions in this section? Naw.
HUMOR
(13) How easy is it to make you laugh? Depends. I laugh on the inside most times, if that makes any sense.
(14) What person you know makes you laugh the most? Probably Corey Cooper.
(15) Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't? Sometimes.
(16) Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't? I have before, and no one laughed. Serves me right.
(17) What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile? Ashley Sabers' accent.
(18) What funny thing/movie/joke do you just think is NOT funny? I haven't thought about it.
MUSIC
(19) Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching? heh,I hardcore dance when nobody's around sometimes.
(20) What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard? That song by Ozone that my mom plays for my niece is one of them.
(21) What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better? Those songs I can't find lyrics for.
(22) What song(s) are constantly in your head? Depends. Lately, Ben Folds songs.
(23) What song(s) do you think describe your personality best? Ask Kaitlynn, she might be able to help you better than I.
(24) If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use? Depends on the object of my affections.
(25) If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope they would use? Whatever sounds lovely in her voice.
FOOD
(31) When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness? I'm more concerned with how full I will be after I'm done eating it.
(32) What's your favorite kind of cheese? Cheddar I guess.
(33) What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality? I'm delicious?
(34) If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it? See answer to question 31.
(35) Do you ever feel guilty eating meat? Nope.
COMPUTER
(36) Mac or PC? PC
(37) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer, as long as it works? As long as it doesn't freeze, I'm a happy camper.
(38) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation? eh...It depends sometimes.
(39) Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone? I don't think I am.
(40) Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later? I've never bought anything on eBay.
THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
(41) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? Nope.
(42) What do you love most about the other gender? Girls are really funny sometimes.
(43) What do you dislike most about the other gender? Girls are really mean sometimes.
(44) What do you understand least about the other gender? The complex infrastructure of the female mind.
CELEBRITIES
(45) Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just for a celebrity? Kevin Spacey and Gary Oldman.
(47) Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who? Nope. At least I don't remember so.
(48) If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)? heheh, John Cusack. Ask someone else.
(50) If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would it be? Ben Folds.
(51) Do you want to be John Malkovich? Maybe be in a movie with him. That would be rad.
NUMBERS
(52) Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69? I think about that scene in 'Billy Madison'.
(53) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question? heheh, No.
(54) Do you actually know your Social Insurance Number? Yep.
(55) Do you actually know your IP address? Uh....
(56) Do you know what an IP address is? Has something to do with the internet.
(57) Do you know your postal code? That's a zip code, right?
(58) Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives? Numbers are everywhere.
(59) Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.? My head hurts when I get headaches.
(60) What do you think of pi? The tastiest number.
LOVE, SEX AND ALL THAT
(61) Did you get a little frightened or uncomfortable seeing this as a section title? Nope.
(62) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? I don't know.
(63) Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going in "blind"? Knowing the person first.
(64) Would you date someone with the same first name as a family member? That would be awkward.
(65) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for girls to ask guys out? Whatever floats your boat.
(66) What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? I suppose it wouldnt have the same meaning.
(67) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? To each his own there.
(68) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking? I heard that I am handsome, but that was a while ago, heh.
(69) Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last? I guess.
(70) Do you think the number of the last question was a coincidence? heh, I actually was thinking about that.
POSSESSIONS
(71) What is your favorite possession? Bible.
(72) What physical, tangible possession do you want most? Nothing really.
(73) What one possession could you not live without? Bible.
(74) Have you ever seen `The Exorcist'? heh "Possesion", yeah I've seen it.
(75) How long did it take you to understand why the last question is in this section? I'm in college.
HOLIDAYS
(76) Does Christmas music too far away from Christmas annoy you? heh, Nope.
(77) How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older? I'll let you know.
(78) What was the best Halloween costume you ever had? I don't know. I had some lame ones.
(79) What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had? The T-1000. I wore all black and taped round pieces of foil to my chest. It was't very good,and no one got it.
(80) What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning? Christmas.
(81) There are currently no federal holidays in the month of June. What should be there? June Day.
MEMORIES
(82) How good is your short-term memory? It has its good days and its bad days.
(83) How good is your long-term memory? It's alright.
(84) What is your earliest memory? A church in San Diego.
(85) What is your happiest memory (other than receiving this survey)? Not sure.
(86) What is your strangest memory? Don't know.
(87) What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize? It just happens.