[Filter: Private] ~ I am the son, and the heir

[draggedtodeath]

An... interesting week was had, if interesting is the right word to use

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[unbridledqueen]

Sweetheart, unless you wish for your fairly impressive musculature to be on display, put clothes on before you turn on the camera.

And you've been speaking to your father.

[draggedtodeath]

... My muscles are fairly impressive?

Yes, I've been er speaking to him.

[unbridledqueen]

I believe most women would call it attractive.

Was he the cause or was the 'rakish' comment supposed to make you feel better?

[draggedtodeath]

... I'll wear clothes next time.

Er. Both?

[unbridledqueen]

And that is your prerogative.

Assault and a shoulder to bleed on? Charming. Do I get a reason, or do I have to ask him?

[draggedtodeath]

Mother,... there are women talking to me.

I, er, hit him first?

[unbridledqueen]

You will have to get used to them at some point, darling. If I can speak with men, you can learn to tolerate women. Consider yourself lucky you do not have your aunts to contend with.

...

Truly?

[unbridledqueen]

I trust there was a good reason on both sides and that you've settled the matter.

Don't make me bang your heads together.

[unbridledqueen]

I'd like to think that too. Please don't let me be wrong, darling, you know how much I hate it.

That is almost sentimental.

Or I could make your faces match, and then give you both concussion. Really, I'm leaning towards my version.

[unbridledqueen]

Not again, at any rate

But really, it should be cleaned up.

You're paying for his therapy.

[unbridledqueen]

It's your flooring, dear.

Of course, you realise that watching sex and having it are not the same thing.