Sven-Goran Eriksson has been told he will be sacked as Manchester City manager at the end of the season, BBC Sport understands.
Oh, City. Yes, you're only five places higher in the table than last year and spent a while in the top frigging four thanks to him. The BASTARD. (Obviously I am quite pleased because City doing well disturbs me inside, but seriously, what the hell. Just because they've been in a bit of a slump...)
But then I thought Newcastle were being utterly ridiculous when they sacked Big Sam and that (eventually) seems to have worked out for them, so what do I know. In any case, I bet the next I'm On Setanta Sports is going to be AWESOME.
WHAT CHAMPIONS LEAGUE? I AM NOT CONCERNED IN THE SLIGHTEST. LALALA.
...And since this is clearly an entirely-football post:
I love wall photos. You always get the BEST expressions. Also Beckham looks like a nervous twelve-year-old right there.