Are you City in disguise?
I like how my stream worked perfectly up until about two minutes before kick-off and I had to scramble to get the audio commentary on before it started.
Hate streams. Don't even want to bother fighting with the bastard thing now. I should just give in and get Setanta Broadband or something.
WE ARE NOT GOING TO LOSE. I AM THINKING POSITIVE THOUGHTS. oh god we're doomed.
And Owen's playing! Yay!
(Why are you playing for City, Schmeichel Junior? =( You are too awesome for City.)
....Ahh, shit. God, we suck. GOALS, PLZ, BOYS.
Are we going for the "try to murder them all" school of defense here? Not that I mind in the slightest, cause, y'know, City. City who're beating us. I hate you Sven.
Right, halftime. Am very, very tired of this "Dominating the match but never actually winning" thing. Just because you got shiny medals last year doesn't mean you shouldn't try to get them this year, lads. (And Tevez: pretend we're West Ham and save our arses, please?)
Not impressed with the stream I managed to get working either. It was perfect until just at the end of the half when it started jerking all over the place. Boo. Behaving now though...
Hopefully Sir Alex has screamed some sense into them. S'all very well to do wonderfully but not if you don't score. Kinda the point of the game. Keano's there watching, SAF should threaten then with his vengeance. "WIN THIS MATCH IF YOU LIKE YOUR KNEECAPS." I'm sure Roy would be happy to do it, no matter how chilled-out he's being as a manager. Once a United psychopath, always a United psychopath. (Love you Keano.)
IN THE NET. NOT OVER THE NET.
Eagles coming on now. SAVE US CHRIS. -agh, noooo. So close too. Radio guy being all "it's one of those days" about them being brilliant but not-
WHAT. WHY IS THE VIDEO ON THE TOUR DE FRANCE NOW. FUCK YOU, STREAMING GUY. I HATE YOU. CHANGE BACK TO THE FOOTBALL. Fucking... and now the radio's gone down! Oh god I hate everything.
-not scoring, anyway. Which... it's more like one of those months. And that's ignoring the last few matches at the end of last season. You know that the results of these matches actually matter, right, lads?
Yay stream! Oh god the quality is shite but at least it's something. Michael Ball coming on. BOOOO. Don't know why, we haven't got Ronaldo around for him to attack so he'll have nothing to occupy himself with. If he could assault Nani just enough to get us a penalty kick it would be nice though.
Eep! Oh Jesus that was close.
Damn you Kasper. Be slower.
Free kick now- aaand it does nothing. I am so impressed, boys. Champions of England. Never mind the Treble, at this rate they'll be lucky to end up in the top four. Fergie looks like he wants to smack a bitch.
Five minutes left. Okay. WE CAN DO THIS. JUST PRETEND THEY'RE GERMAN. Where are Teddy and Ole when you need them?
...Ooh my. That's a lot of blood. City player seems to have headed the ball with his face.
Almost made it. Again. Poor Sir Alex keeps jumping up and then going "....>(" Jesus Christ, I would kill for a fucking draw at this point. Two points in three games. Edwin's come up for a corner but it was no use.
Screaming at the ref will not make us win, Rio.
Aaand that's it. Fuuuuck. *cries*