Items Available at the Socratic Deli & Grocery.

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The Unbearable Lightness of Bean Salad

Bertrand Russell potatoes

Ecce Homogenized Milk

The Critique of Pure Raisins

The Communist Antipasto

Husserloin Steaks

Deep-Freud Chicken

Foucault Cuts

Fear and Tremblinguine

John Stuart Milanese

Salade Nietzsçhoise

Henry David Thoromaine lettuce

Sir Roger Bacon

Hemlock

BY CHAD LAVIMONIÈRE

Thanks to McSweeney's