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The Pirate-Ninja Chronicles. anonymous March 25 2008, 18:12:48 UTC
I now whole-heartedly believe there should be a mini-series dedicated to the ongoing internal struggles of myself (Clontarf_X) and my confusion regarding my allegiances.

As you can no doubt tell, I am infact a Ninja, what with my mask and pouncing for no apparent reason, yet at the same time I am content to stand in a bathtub full of water, peering out from the crows-nest of my vessel into the great distances of... the bathroom!

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Re: The Pirate-Ninja Chronicles. dragancaor March 25 2008, 18:27:34 UTC
LMAO!
Good one Clonn =P

Perhaps I might take that suggestion of yours on sometime; you'd need to tell me how you'd want it written though. I could even stoop to the overkill-geek level of writing a Ninja/Pirate Challenge (BV Exclusive).

Or perhaps, if you somehow survive the trials of the asylum, you might even be in the [still unconfirmed] sequel. I'm fairly sure the above fire was started by you, though I can't remember for sure. It's your evil ninja affinity for Ramen methinks.

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Re: The Pirate-Ninja Chronicles. anonymous March 25 2008, 18:30:08 UTC
I swear that the fires have nothing to do with me... although I was paying particularly close attention to it in Pt. 2... studying it's working perhaps... and I always seem to be the one standing closest/infront of it when the fire breaks out.

I'm just that damn good :D

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Re: The Pirate-Ninja Chronicles. dragancaor March 25 2008, 18:38:19 UTC
It was either you or Cactus Joe. It's almost like you two take it in turns.

Perhaps you have actually started all of them, & just used your ninja skills to make it appear that it was Cactus Joe.

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anonymous March 25 2008, 18:26:46 UTC
That two timing Catus tramp, how dare she call me then hit on that hill-billy.

I am the infamous Bloodflesh ... I've posen for such artists as Hatefuled and others who slip the mind at this time ... not some busker on the street with a sign that makes NO LOGICAL SENSE!

Fine, let them have their fun ... have little blonde babys with dorky hates .. see if I care!.

BTW; Penguins are Ebil

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dragancaor March 25 2008, 18:33:43 UTC
Ah but even with all your modelling prowess, dear Blood, there's one thing you cant do for Dina that Cactus Joe can... Control both sides of a split tongue. It's one hell of a pick up line ~<

Penguins except Tux are evil.... but are hallucinatory penguins more or less evil than real ones?

I'm waiting for your backup girlfriend to arrive on the scene. Cactus Joe is, surprisingly, still the only breakdown.

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anonymous March 25 2008, 18:37:51 UTC
What happens between me and betty is between me and betty and don't you forget that!

pfft, split tounge ... nothing but symantics and technicalitys.

Oh and for the record for anyone reading this. I am not fat .. I am huggable.

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anonymous March 26 2008, 01:45:21 UTC
but the symantics and technicalities are what gets me and my split tongue through the day with all the thoughts in the world of who likes what they see :P

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mjo5oh March 25 2008, 22:19:11 UTC
She went to a lot of effort with the whore comment, she tried to make it look pretty with curly, calligraphic ends to the letters.

hahha, great stuff!

it's so nice of you to let your asylum inmates go outsite and play! i always lock the door so they have to stay in and go even more crazy with cabin fever.

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dragancaor March 26 2008, 03:59:49 UTC
thanks =D
i had fun making those walls =)

I kind of liked the idea they could play in the garden... its not much of a garden, but theres a tyre swing =P Anything to distract them from the microwave & the stove.

But... if you keep yours locked inside.... how bad is the pillowfighting?? You have me intrigued now.

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mjo5oh March 26 2008, 05:31:15 UTC
yeah... i'm pretty sure i'm a dirty cheater and use a no autonomous pillow fighting hack. all they seem to do is try to get into the bathroom, try to cook food, and nap. nothing too interesting, which is why i actually get pretty excited when one of them dies and there's ghosts running around.

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dragancaor March 26 2008, 12:16:49 UTC
haha! thats tempting... but i'm amazingly hack free in my asylum & apocalypse games (bar the essential-maxis-fixing hacks from MATY).
These patients constantly pillow fight or water balloon fight (though the latter only started in winter). if they aren't, then parthon is either at the chess table or the easel, & cactus joe is reading the paper (unless nina has stolen it first). They're constantly playing in the bath too. constantly -.-

i'm hoping none of them die, but the fires are more often being started while my sim is at work instead of while she's attempting to sleep... so i don't know how long they'll last now.

do you leave the urns where they fall or put them in a cemetary?

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but she is a %$#WHORE^&*^%^ anonymous March 27 2008, 09:01:41 UTC
yes well whoever nina is she deserves my hatred. besides, are those pants PINK!? die die die! and i wasn't freaking out about the fire, i was taking the piss out of everyone else that was being a panzie at the fire i think i started in an attempt to burn nina to the ground. a badly times attack i know. PARTHON GET OFF THE EASEL!

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Re: but she is a %$#WHORE^&*^%^ dragancaor March 27 2008, 11:39:39 UTC
[blinks]
Lmao. Hate, you're priceless. For everything else, there's mastercard.

I have to ask though, did you take a breath in that rant? =P

Yeppers her pants are pink - a redhead in pink. It's a travesty! & getting par off the easel? i think you'll be prying it out of his cold dead fingers.

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