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[drafteddropout]

So, this mirror. It sounds like a lot of people are pretty upset about it. I don't really know anything about it myself. What I do know though, is that it seems like something I probably shouldn't be fucking around with, and I don't really feel like tempting fate after I managed to weasel my way here and not to the front lines back home

Comments

[strawberrium]

I don't see how a mirror could do anything... Maybe they're just mad because they keep getting bad luck from breaking them.

[drafteddropout]

Well, I never thought a house could do anything, and then I came here to this weird one, so I think I can give them the benefit of the doubt this time. Weirder shit's happened here than mirrors, you know?

[strawberrium]

It's not really that strange. Father could make something like this.

What could a mirror do? Reflect mean faces at you?

[drafteddropout]

Well, it's strange to me. My old man couldn't do anything like that if he wanted to.

Probably? I have no idea. Maybe you go near it and it shoots glass at you or something.

[strawberrium]

That's probably because your father isn't the Devil.

But I walk by it all the time and nothing's happened to me yet!

[drafteddropout]

...Not literally, no, he's not.

Well, that's good for you! Really. I know some people who are worried about it though, and they're not people who'd just worry about it for no reason, you know?

[strawberrium]

...Maybe they think they're overweight.

[drafteddropout]

...Uh. What?

[strawberrium]

Well, I know I'm beautiful, but not everyone is blessed with such good looks! Maybe they don't want to look at the big mirror because it shows how fat they really are.

[drafteddropout]

Well, aren't you a little fox then? I don't know about everyone else though, but I don't have that problem.