What is your most treasured possession and why?

[dracula_tm]

What is your most treasured possession and why? I have so many. Two millennia walking the earth, seeking shelter and comfort, gives you a lot of petty mementoes and souvenirs. I have a piece of the true cross. I have relics up to my ears. I have hand carved and hand stitched pieces of shit. So many things...I could make a bonfire out of

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[silver_pansy]

How do you manage?

[dracula_tm]

Well, they make a fascinating thing these days called clues.

Get one.

[silver_pansy]

You don't have to be so rude.

[dracula_tm]

I don't?

[silver_pansy]

No. The whole thing smacks of such effort. Do you imagine that attitude makes you seem clever or mysterious?

I'd expected the famous Dracula to be a little more cultured.