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10 Things That Would Be In My Heaven:
1. Young Robert Smith
2. Concerts concerts concerts
3. Movie theaters that show Ghost World, Gypsy 83, etc. continually
4. B-movie horror shows hosted by Vampira and Ed Wood
5. Ziggy Stardust-era David Bowie
6. TVs that show old Nickelodeon shows constantly
7. Slushie machines filled with Coke flavor
8. KFC/Taco Bell restaurants on every corner
9. Gay bars everywhere!
10. Old movies shown constantly with special airings of Sunset Boulevard, Casablanca and Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?
10 Things That Would Be In My Hell
1. Bad screamo bands
2. TVs that show the 700 Club ad nauseum
3. George W. Bush
4. 90s David Bowie, complete with goatee and spiked hair
5. Libraries stocked with only Charles Dickens, the Bronte sisters and The Notebook
6. Napoleon Dynamite
7. Myspace bulletins that only contain "COMMENT MY PICS!"
8. The last two Cure albums
9. Christmas music (with the exception of "Christmas Sucks" and anything done by The Beatles)
10. Hot Topic on every corner