Must post this now before our puny planet is plunged into strangelet apocalypse: for you see, the
LHC is going to cross streams tomorrow!
Here's the link sans Reddit. Make sure to keep an eye on
this nifty service, it'll tell you whether or not you must grab your bugout bag and crowbar (to fend off headcrabs).
If you haven't got anything better to do with your final moments clinging to existence, feel free to marathon
Silent Mobius as well as the Silent Mobius movies
one and
two. The crowbar mentioned in the previous paragraph can also come in useful in fending off Lucifer Hawks, albeit not as much.