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k, so i babysat today for a 2 yr old. He was full of energy, and i was not
he was kinda spoiled as is most children in Mecklemburg county you should see some of these houses the kids room is bigger than mine and its coverd with toys.
of course he didn't want to play with his toys, he just wanted to play with me, I gave a piggy back, and fake laugh when he tickled me but i got good money for it
well i guess thats all
xx~~Toni
got all these from a harry potter sight enjoy at will
Harry : [reading from the map] "Messrs Mooney, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs, offer their compliments to Professor Snape and request that he keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
Hermione : [after Hagrid gives Ron Scabbers back] I think you owe someone an apology.
Ron : Right. Next time I see Crookshanks, I'll let him know.
Hermione : [annoyed] I meant me!
Hermione : Is that really what my hair looks like from the back?
Ron : I'm warning you Hermione! You better keep that bloody beast of yours away from Scabbers or I'll turn it into a tea cozy!
Hermione : It's a cat, Ronald! What do you expect? It's in his nature.
Ron : A cat? Is that what they told you? It looks more like a pig with hair if you ask me.
Hermione : That's rich! Coming from the owner of that smelly old shoe brush. It's all right, Crookshanks, just ignore the mean little boy.
Ron Weasley : [sitting bolt upright in bed] Spiders... the spiders... they were making me tap-dance. And I don't want to tap-dance!
Harry Potter : [laughing] Well go and tell those spiders Ron
Ron Weasley : Yeah tell them... I'll tell them tomorrow...
Ron Weasley : [falls straight back asleep]
Hermione : Did I mention its the most haunted place in Britain?
Ron : Twice, I think.
Hermione : Oh. Do you want to move closer?
Ron : Huh?
Hermione : To the Shrieking Shack.
Ron : Oh, no. I'm ok here.
Harry : What's the hold up?
Ron : Neville's probably forgotten the password again or something.
Neville Longbottom : [behind them] Hey!
Ron : Oh... You're there.
Ron : I didn't mean to open it.
[pause]
Ron : It was badly wrapped.
[pause]
Ron : [points at Fred and George] They made me do it!
George Weasley , Fred Weasley : Did not!
Malfoy : This class is ridiculous.
Ron : What the bloody hell was that all about?
Malfoy : Ahh, come to watch the show?
Hermione : YOU FOUL, LOATHSOME, EVIL LITTLE COCKROACH!
[Hermione raises wand at Malfoy]
Ron : Hermione, no. He's not worth it.
[Hermione lowers wand]
Ron : [Malfoy laughs and then Hermione socks him in the nose]
[Malfoy and friends run away]
Hermione : That felt good.
Ron : Not good, Brilliant
Hermione : If you're going to kill Harry, you'll have to kill us, too.
Sirius Black : Only one will die tonight.
[after being "attacked" by Buckbeak the hippogriff]
Malfoy : You're going to regret this.
Hagrid : Class dismissed.
Malfoy : You and your bloody chicken.
Professor Lupin : Sirius, be quiet...
Sirius Black : Go bite yourself, Remus!
Professor Snape : Listen to you two, quarrelling like an old married couple.
Sirius Black : Why don't you run along and play with your chemistry set?
Professor Snape : I could do it you know. But why deny the Dementors? They're so longing to see you. Do I detect a flicker of fear? Ah yes. The Dementor's Kiss. One can only imagine what that must be like to endure. It's said to be nearly unbearable to witness but I'll do my best.
Hermione : Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats, you know.
Ron : Yeah, along with the dungbeetle.
Hermione : Beautiful day.
Ron : [scarastily] Gorgeous... Unless of course you've been ripped to pieces.
Harry : [confused] Ripped to pieces? What are you talking about?
Hermione : [annoyed] Ronald has lost his rat.
Ron : I haven't lost anything! Your cat killed him!
Hermione : Rubbish!
Ron : Harry, you've seen the way that blood thirsty beast of hers is always lurking about. Scabbers is gone!
Hermione : Well maybe you should lern to take better care of your pets!
Ron : Your cat killed him!
Hermione : Did not!
Ron : Did!
Hermione : Didn't!
Hermione : Harry... what's happened?
Harry : He was their friend, and he betrayed them. HE WAS THEIR FRIEND!... I hope he finds me! Because when he does, I'm gonna be ready! When he does, I'M GOING TO KILL HIM!
Harry : [reading] Messers Mooney, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs proudly present The Marauder's Map.
George Weasley : We owe them SO much.
Professor Trelawney : Your aura is pulsing my dear. Are you in the beyond? I think you are.
Ron : Sure...
Professor Trelawney : Cup... tell me what you see.
Ron : Oh yeah um... well um Harry got sort of a wonky cross,
that's 'trials and suffering'. And that there could be the sun and thats
'happiness'. So you're gonna suffer but you'll gonna be happy about it.
Uncle Vernon : You don't have anywhere to go.
Harry : [angry] I don't care. Anywhere else is better than here!
.
Harry : Why would I go looking for someone who wants to kill me?
Stan Shunpike : Welcome to the Knight Bus, emergency transport for the stranded witch or wizard. My name is Stan Shunpike and I will be your conductor this evening.
Harry : I knew I could do it because I already saw myself do it. Does that make any sense?
Hermione : No, and I hate flying.
Ron : There's something moving out there.
Sirius Black : It's a pity that I got to spend so much time with them and you so little. But remember Harry, the ones we love never truly leave us. They will always be found right here.
Ron : [looking at Lupin who has just turned into a werewolf] Nice doggie... nice doggie...
Dumbledore: But you know happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, when one only remembers to turn on the light.
Harry : What are you doing?
Hermione : Saving your life!
Harry : Thanks!... he's coming this way!
Hermione : Didn't think about that...
Harry : Poor Professor Lupin is having a really rough night.
Hermione : Come on everywhere else is full.
Ron : [sees Lupin] Who do you think that is?
Hermione : Professor R.J. Lupin.
Ron : Do you know everything? How is it she knows everything?
Hermione : [annoyed] It's on his suitcase, Ronald!
Ron : Oh.
Professor Trelawney : The study of Divination will give you the rare gift of Sight!
[stands up, and promptly bumps into her table]
George Weasley : You can know where everyone is...
Fred Weasley : anytime
George Weasley : anywhere
Fred Weasley : every minute
George Weasley : of every day
Fred Weasley : And when you're done, just say...
George Weasley , Fred Weasley : Mischief managed! Otherwise anyone can read it!
Professor Lupin : Our pain becomes their power.
Hermione Granger : ] Come on Buckbeak! Come and get the nice dead ferret!
Professor Lupin : What frightens you the most?
Neville Longbottom : [mumbling] Pfsr Snpe.
Professor Lupin : Hmm? Speak up!
Neville Longbottom : Professor Snape.
Professor Lupin : Professor Snape- well, he frightens all.
Harry : [seeing himself in the past] That's us! This is not NORMAL.
Sirius Black : Come out, come out, Peter! Come out, come out and play!
Malfoy : ] Well well. Look who's here, you two shopping for your new dream home?
Hermione : Harry what happened?
Harry : He was their friend and he betrayed them. HE WAS THEIR FRIEND!
Professor Snape : Potter, what are you doing wandering the corridors at night?
Harry : I was sleep walking.
Professor Snape : Extraordinarily like your father you are Potter, he too was exceedingly arrogant, strutting about the castle.
Harry : My Dad, didn't strut, and nor did I. And if you don't mind, I'd appreciate it if you lower your wand.
Hermione : Ow! That looks really painful.
Ron : It's sorta painful. They uh, they might... chop it.
Hermione : I'm sure Madame Pomfrey will fix it in a heartbeat.
Ron : It's too late, it's ruined. It'll have to be chopped off.
Aunt Marge : They use the cane at St. Brutus's, boy?
Harry : Oh. Yeah, yeah. I... I've been beaten loads of times.
Stan Shunpike : What you doin' down there?
Harry : I fell over.
Stan Shunpike : Well, what you fell over for?
Harry : I didn't do it on purpose.
Stan Shunpike : Well come on then! Let's not wait for the grass to grow!
Ron : [seeing Hermione appear in class] When did she come in? Did you SEE her come in?
Ron : But, you were just there! I... I was talking to you there! And now you're there!
Hermione : What's he talking about Harry?
Harry : I dunno. Honestly Ron, how can people be in two places at once?
Sirius Black : The tail I can live with. But the fleas... They murder.
Ginny Weasley : The Fat lady... she is gone!
Ron : Serves her right. She was a terrible singer...
Hermione : That's not funny, Ron!
Ron : So Sirius Black has broken out of Azkaban to come after you?
Hermione : But they catch Black won't they?
Ron : Sure... except no ones broken out of Azkaban before and he's a murderous, raving lunatic.
Harry : Thanks Ron.
Professor Snape : That is the second time you have spoken out of turn, Miss Granger. Are you incapable of restraining yourself, or do you take pride in being an insufferable know-it-all?
Ron : He has a point, you know.
Professor Trelawney : See? Right here. You're young in years but the heart that beats beneath your bosom is as shriveled as an old maid's, your soul as dry as the pages of the books to which you so desperately cleave.
Sirius Black : Sorry about the bite, I reckon it twinges a bit.
Ron : Twinges? You nearly tore it off!
Sirius Black : Well I was going for the rat. I'm a really friendly dog most of the time
Professor Trelawney : ] He will return tonight! He who betrayed his friends - whose heart rots with murder! Innocent blood shall be shed and servant and master shall be reunited once moooooooore!
Harry : I didn't mean to blow her up, I just... lost control.
Ron : Brilliant!
Hermione : Honestly Ron, it's not funny! Harry was lucky not to be expelled.
Harry : I think I was lucky not to have been arrested actually.
Ron : I still think it's brilliant.
Ron : She's gone mental, Hermione has! I mean, not that she wasn't always. But, now it's out there in the open for everyone to see.
Sirius Black : Enough talk, let's kill him!
Professor Lupin : Wait!
Sirius Black : I DID MY WAITING! TWELVE YEARS OF IT! IN AZKABAN!
Harry : What's this rubbish?
George Weasley : "What's this rubbish?" he says.
Fred Weasley : That is the secret to our success.
Harry : Is that really - ?
George Weasley : Dumbledore.
Fred Weasley : In his study.
George Weasley : Pacing.
Fred Weasley : He does that often.
George Weasley : Not flashing that clipping again, are you Ron?
Ron Weasley : I haven't shown anyone!
Fred Weasley : No, not a soul! Just Tom.
George Weasley : The day maid.
Fred Weasley : The night maid.
George Weasley : The cook.
Fred Weasley : That bloke who came to fix the toilet.
George Weasley : And that wizard from Belgium!
Harry : Who is that? That man?
Stan Shunpike : Who is that?... Who is... THAT is Sirius Black that is! Don't tell me you've never been hearing of Sirius Black?
Harry : [Harry shakes his head]
Stan Shunpike : He's a murderer. Got himself locked up in Azkaban for it.
Harry : How did he escape?
Stan Shunpike : Well that's the question, isn't it? He's the first one who done it. He was a big supporter of You-Know-Who. Reckon you've heard of him?
Harry : Yeah... him I've heard of.
Dumbledore : For in dreams, we enter a world that's entirely our own.
he was kinda spoiled as is most children in Mecklemburg county you should see some of these houses the kids room is bigger than mine and its coverd with toys.
of course he didn't want to play with his toys, he just wanted to play with me, I gave a piggy back, and fake laugh when he tickled me but i got good money for it
well i guess thats all
xx~~Toni
got all these from a harry potter sight enjoy at will
Harry : [reading from the map] "Messrs Mooney, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs, offer their compliments to Professor Snape and request that he keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
Hermione : [after Hagrid gives Ron Scabbers back] I think you owe someone an apology.
Ron : Right. Next time I see Crookshanks, I'll let him know.
Hermione : [annoyed] I meant me!
Hermione : Is that really what my hair looks like from the back?
Ron : I'm warning you Hermione! You better keep that bloody beast of yours away from Scabbers or I'll turn it into a tea cozy!
Hermione : It's a cat, Ronald! What do you expect? It's in his nature.
Ron : A cat? Is that what they told you? It looks more like a pig with hair if you ask me.
Hermione : That's rich! Coming from the owner of that smelly old shoe brush. It's all right, Crookshanks, just ignore the mean little boy.
Ron Weasley : [sitting bolt upright in bed] Spiders... the spiders... they were making me tap-dance. And I don't want to tap-dance!
Harry Potter : [laughing] Well go and tell those spiders Ron
Ron Weasley : Yeah tell them... I'll tell them tomorrow...
Ron Weasley : [falls straight back asleep]
Hermione : Did I mention its the most haunted place in Britain?
Ron : Twice, I think.
Hermione : Oh. Do you want to move closer?
Ron : Huh?
Hermione : To the Shrieking Shack.
Ron : Oh, no. I'm ok here.
Harry : What's the hold up?
Ron : Neville's probably forgotten the password again or something.
Neville Longbottom : [behind them] Hey!
Ron : Oh... You're there.
Ron : I didn't mean to open it.
[pause]
Ron : It was badly wrapped.
[pause]
Ron : [points at Fred and George] They made me do it!
George Weasley , Fred Weasley : Did not!
Malfoy : This class is ridiculous.
Ron : What the bloody hell was that all about?
Malfoy : Ahh, come to watch the show?
Hermione : YOU FOUL, LOATHSOME, EVIL LITTLE COCKROACH!
[Hermione raises wand at Malfoy]
Ron : Hermione, no. He's not worth it.
[Hermione lowers wand]
Ron : [Malfoy laughs and then Hermione socks him in the nose]
[Malfoy and friends run away]
Hermione : That felt good.
Ron : Not good, Brilliant
Hermione : If you're going to kill Harry, you'll have to kill us, too.
Sirius Black : Only one will die tonight.
[after being "attacked" by Buckbeak the hippogriff]
Malfoy : You're going to regret this.
Hagrid : Class dismissed.
Malfoy : You and your bloody chicken.
Professor Lupin : Sirius, be quiet...
Sirius Black : Go bite yourself, Remus!
Professor Snape : Listen to you two, quarrelling like an old married couple.
Sirius Black : Why don't you run along and play with your chemistry set?
Professor Snape : I could do it you know. But why deny the Dementors? They're so longing to see you. Do I detect a flicker of fear? Ah yes. The Dementor's Kiss. One can only imagine what that must be like to endure. It's said to be nearly unbearable to witness but I'll do my best.
Hermione : Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats, you know.
Ron : Yeah, along with the dungbeetle.
Hermione : Beautiful day.
Ron : [scarastily] Gorgeous... Unless of course you've been ripped to pieces.
Harry : [confused] Ripped to pieces? What are you talking about?
Hermione : [annoyed] Ronald has lost his rat.
Ron : I haven't lost anything! Your cat killed him!
Hermione : Rubbish!
Ron : Harry, you've seen the way that blood thirsty beast of hers is always lurking about. Scabbers is gone!
Hermione : Well maybe you should lern to take better care of your pets!
Ron : Your cat killed him!
Hermione : Did not!
Ron : Did!
Hermione : Didn't!
Hermione : Harry... what's happened?
Harry : He was their friend, and he betrayed them. HE WAS THEIR FRIEND!... I hope he finds me! Because when he does, I'm gonna be ready! When he does, I'M GOING TO KILL HIM!
Harry : [reading] Messers Mooney, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs proudly present The Marauder's Map.
George Weasley : We owe them SO much.
Professor Trelawney : Your aura is pulsing my dear. Are you in the beyond? I think you are.
Ron : Sure...
Professor Trelawney : Cup... tell me what you see.
Ron : Oh yeah um... well um Harry got sort of a wonky cross,
that's 'trials and suffering'. And that there could be the sun and thats
'happiness'. So you're gonna suffer but you'll gonna be happy about it.
Uncle Vernon : You don't have anywhere to go.
Harry : [angry] I don't care. Anywhere else is better than here!
.
Harry : Why would I go looking for someone who wants to kill me?
Stan Shunpike : Welcome to the Knight Bus, emergency transport for the stranded witch or wizard. My name is Stan Shunpike and I will be your conductor this evening.
Harry : I knew I could do it because I already saw myself do it. Does that make any sense?
Hermione : No, and I hate flying.
Ron : There's something moving out there.
Sirius Black : It's a pity that I got to spend so much time with them and you so little. But remember Harry, the ones we love never truly leave us. They will always be found right here.
Ron : [looking at Lupin who has just turned into a werewolf] Nice doggie... nice doggie...
Dumbledore: But you know happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, when one only remembers to turn on the light.
Harry : What are you doing?
Hermione : Saving your life!
Harry : Thanks!... he's coming this way!
Hermione : Didn't think about that...
Harry : Poor Professor Lupin is having a really rough night.
Hermione : Come on everywhere else is full.
Ron : [sees Lupin] Who do you think that is?
Hermione : Professor R.J. Lupin.
Ron : Do you know everything? How is it she knows everything?
Hermione : [annoyed] It's on his suitcase, Ronald!
Ron : Oh.
Professor Trelawney : The study of Divination will give you the rare gift of Sight!
[stands up, and promptly bumps into her table]
George Weasley : You can know where everyone is...
Fred Weasley : anytime
George Weasley : anywhere
Fred Weasley : every minute
George Weasley : of every day
Fred Weasley : And when you're done, just say...
George Weasley , Fred Weasley : Mischief managed! Otherwise anyone can read it!
Professor Lupin : Our pain becomes their power.
Hermione Granger : ] Come on Buckbeak! Come and get the nice dead ferret!
Professor Lupin : What frightens you the most?
Neville Longbottom : [mumbling] Pfsr Snpe.
Professor Lupin : Hmm? Speak up!
Neville Longbottom : Professor Snape.
Professor Lupin : Professor Snape- well, he frightens all.
Harry : [seeing himself in the past] That's us! This is not NORMAL.
Sirius Black : Come out, come out, Peter! Come out, come out and play!
Malfoy : ] Well well. Look who's here, you two shopping for your new dream home?
Hermione : Harry what happened?
Harry : He was their friend and he betrayed them. HE WAS THEIR FRIEND!
Professor Snape : Potter, what are you doing wandering the corridors at night?
Harry : I was sleep walking.
Professor Snape : Extraordinarily like your father you are Potter, he too was exceedingly arrogant, strutting about the castle.
Harry : My Dad, didn't strut, and nor did I. And if you don't mind, I'd appreciate it if you lower your wand.
Hermione : Ow! That looks really painful.
Ron : It's sorta painful. They uh, they might... chop it.
Hermione : I'm sure Madame Pomfrey will fix it in a heartbeat.
Ron : It's too late, it's ruined. It'll have to be chopped off.
Aunt Marge : They use the cane at St. Brutus's, boy?
Harry : Oh. Yeah, yeah. I... I've been beaten loads of times.
Stan Shunpike : What you doin' down there?
Harry : I fell over.
Stan Shunpike : Well, what you fell over for?
Harry : I didn't do it on purpose.
Stan Shunpike : Well come on then! Let's not wait for the grass to grow!
Ron : [seeing Hermione appear in class] When did she come in? Did you SEE her come in?
Ron : But, you were just there! I... I was talking to you there! And now you're there!
Hermione : What's he talking about Harry?
Harry : I dunno. Honestly Ron, how can people be in two places at once?
Sirius Black : The tail I can live with. But the fleas... They murder.
Ginny Weasley : The Fat lady... she is gone!
Ron : Serves her right. She was a terrible singer...
Hermione : That's not funny, Ron!
Ron : So Sirius Black has broken out of Azkaban to come after you?
Hermione : But they catch Black won't they?
Ron : Sure... except no ones broken out of Azkaban before and he's a murderous, raving lunatic.
Harry : Thanks Ron.
Professor Snape : That is the second time you have spoken out of turn, Miss Granger. Are you incapable of restraining yourself, or do you take pride in being an insufferable know-it-all?
Ron : He has a point, you know.
Professor Trelawney : See? Right here. You're young in years but the heart that beats beneath your bosom is as shriveled as an old maid's, your soul as dry as the pages of the books to which you so desperately cleave.
Sirius Black : Sorry about the bite, I reckon it twinges a bit.
Ron : Twinges? You nearly tore it off!
Sirius Black : Well I was going for the rat. I'm a really friendly dog most of the time
Professor Trelawney : ] He will return tonight! He who betrayed his friends - whose heart rots with murder! Innocent blood shall be shed and servant and master shall be reunited once moooooooore!
Harry : I didn't mean to blow her up, I just... lost control.
Ron : Brilliant!
Hermione : Honestly Ron, it's not funny! Harry was lucky not to be expelled.
Harry : I think I was lucky not to have been arrested actually.
Ron : I still think it's brilliant.
Ron : She's gone mental, Hermione has! I mean, not that she wasn't always. But, now it's out there in the open for everyone to see.
Sirius Black : Enough talk, let's kill him!
Professor Lupin : Wait!
Sirius Black : I DID MY WAITING! TWELVE YEARS OF IT! IN AZKABAN!
Harry : What's this rubbish?
George Weasley : "What's this rubbish?" he says.
Fred Weasley : That is the secret to our success.
Harry : Is that really - ?
George Weasley : Dumbledore.
Fred Weasley : In his study.
George Weasley : Pacing.
Fred Weasley : He does that often.
George Weasley : Not flashing that clipping again, are you Ron?
Ron Weasley : I haven't shown anyone!
Fred Weasley : No, not a soul! Just Tom.
George Weasley : The day maid.
Fred Weasley : The night maid.
George Weasley : The cook.
Fred Weasley : That bloke who came to fix the toilet.
George Weasley : And that wizard from Belgium!
Harry : Who is that? That man?
Stan Shunpike : Who is that?... Who is... THAT is Sirius Black that is! Don't tell me you've never been hearing of Sirius Black?
Harry : [Harry shakes his head]
Stan Shunpike : He's a murderer. Got himself locked up in Azkaban for it.
Harry : How did he escape?
Stan Shunpike : Well that's the question, isn't it? He's the first one who done it. He was a big supporter of You-Know-Who. Reckon you've heard of him?
Harry : Yeah... him I've heard of.
Dumbledore : For in dreams, we enter a world that's entirely our own.