Because I had to say something
At first I was all like, I'm not going to make this post. And then I saw the picture again. And again. And finally I said, it needs to be said, and I guess I'm the one who's gonna have to say it.
I first saw this picture on tumblr and thought to myself how nice it was that Tony An and Moon Heejun still have such a good relationship even ten years after their group broke up. Also, I kind of panicked over the fact that my two H.O.T faves were still willing to do bits of fanservice because they will always know what makes fans happy forever. And then I looked long and hard (rofl) at Heejun (the one on the right). I want you to really look at him. Here's the photo:
See, there's something off about him. That's not how he usually looks in photos. I mean, sure, he's adorable. But there's something pale and flawless about this picture. And those eyes.... Suddenly, it hit me. This is what he looks like:
For those of you unfamiliar with what that is a picture of, that is a (link is NSFW) RealDoll. RealDolls are the "World's Finest Love Doll"s, according to their official site, and yes, they are life-sized dolls made for the purpose of sexual intercourse. And they have dead doll eyes. Like our boy Heejun up there.
My theory: That is not really Heejun. It is Tony's brand new RealDoll.
I first saw this picture on tumblr and thought to myself how nice it was that Tony An and Moon Heejun still have such a good relationship even ten years after their group broke up. Also, I kind of panicked over the fact that my two H.O.T faves were still willing to do bits of fanservice because they will always know what makes fans happy forever. And then I looked long and hard (rofl) at Heejun (the one on the right). I want you to really look at him. Here's the photo:
See, there's something off about him. That's not how he usually looks in photos. I mean, sure, he's adorable. But there's something pale and flawless about this picture. And those eyes.... Suddenly, it hit me. This is what he looks like:
For those of you unfamiliar with what that is a picture of, that is a (link is NSFW) RealDoll. RealDolls are the "World's Finest Love Doll"s, according to their official site, and yes, they are life-sized dolls made for the purpose of sexual intercourse. And they have dead doll eyes. Like our boy Heejun up there.
My theory: That is not really Heejun. It is Tony's brand new RealDoll.