Only the young
You might appreciate this: One of my colleagues has a young daughter learning ballet. Picture her at the end of year 'concert' where the small kids display their skills. Generally to the great embarrassment of the parents.
Enter Miss Four-Year-Old with stick & ribbon. Not having much luck keeping it up and twirling but full of enthusiasm. Gradually decreasing in skill as fatigue sets in, finally wraps it around her ankles. Flops down on her bum as only a four year old can do.
Looks out at the audience and exclaims (very loudly) "Fucking ribbon!!".
Queue ROFLing of entire audience. Minus of course the parents who are quietly dieing.
Enter Miss Four-Year-Old with stick & ribbon. Not having much luck keeping it up and twirling but full of enthusiasm. Gradually decreasing in skill as fatigue sets in, finally wraps it around her ankles. Flops down on her bum as only a four year old can do.
Looks out at the audience and exclaims (very loudly) "Fucking ribbon!!".
Queue ROFLing of entire audience. Minus of course the parents who are quietly dieing.