I'll be hating you for Christmas

Dec 25, 2005 13:56


Spring!
Erlöse dich
Spring!
Enttäusch mich nicht
Spring für mich!
Spring!
Enttäusch mich nicht

Is it sad that I thought they wre singer about the season, when the lyrics are actually urging someone to commit suicide? (Spring, in German, means "jump")

I hope everyone is having a good holiday (since a good majority aren't even Christian in the slightest, why should I waste time with "Merry Christmas"?). I also hope that everyone has gotten some good gifts and have not recieved any embarrassments this year and find yourselves stuttering out a word of thanks as you stare, deer-in-headlights like (fucking Rudolph, how many times have I told you not to get in front of cars?) at the brand new pairs of pink, sparkly underwear your grandmother got you, two sizes too small might I add.

....

That didn't happen to me, I swear.

Really

really.

My Dad also didn't buy me that godawful orange Naruto jacket currenty being sold in Hot Topic to piss me off.

Seriously.

Besides my...catastropies with gift recieving, it's been good so far. I'm currently blasting the new Rammstein CD, wearing my new clothes, and contemplating the performance of ritual suicide if I'm forced to say grace again this year. As you can tell, my Mother's relations are over and hence the air is being choked with fake laughter and vague half-insults, and as tradition is with these horrid yearly gatherings, I retreat into the computer room/bedroom and my Dad drowns himself in the wonders of 400 channels on Satellite Cable.

Don't you just feel the love?

Anyways, I'll update you if anything interesting occurs (like if a huge fight occurs between my Mom and her relatives; something I have been dying to see a couple of years now...fucking fake bastards!). However, I'm currently avoiding any sorta of  contact between myself and them, physical and/or metaphysical.

FGotta' go play some video games, and probably get my ass kicked my CS2 Sasuke (bastard!)

Happy Holidays to all and to all a good night (of romping, babay!).

-Liz
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