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[dracolicious]

Come here, pet. Let's go outside and look at all of the pretty flowers your Papa planted in the garden, all right? Daddy and Papa have something we'd like to talk to you about. You can finish up your mermaid movie when we're done . . . that's Daddy's good girl

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[boywholives]

Um. Baby-making parts? Well...er...they're...

Uh...

[dracolicious]

Remember when Daddy told you about the Manly Uterus™? It's a little thing in Daddy's tummy where the babies grow, and it's a little bit broken right now because . . . it just is. So Doctor Mauvoisin is going to take out the broken one and give Daddy a fresh one, in case Daddy and Papa want to have more babies one day. I know this is hard for even a big girl like Daddy's Emmyboodle to understand.

[boywholives]

Um, we don't know how many more babies. It may not be for a very long time before we have another, but I promise that we'll tell you first, okay?

[dracolicious]

Well, aren't you just the shrewd little negotiator tonight? Daddy and Papa don't get to decide if it's a little girl like Amelia. It could be a girl or a boy, or even more than one. It's a big surprise, you're right!

[boywholives]

Demanding, isn't she? That's all you, by the way.

[dracolicious]

I happen to be very proud of my accomplishments.

[boywholives]

So am I.

[dracolicious]

Proud enough to reward me with baked goods for baking those little accomplishments?

[boywholives]

Don't I always?

[dracolicious]

Just ensuring my future, here.

[boywholives]

What'll it be, hmm?

[dracolicious]

I'm in the mood for something a bit fruity.

[boywholives]

Hmm. I think we've got some pears...

[dracolicious]

Potter.

[boywholives]

Huh?

[dracolicious]

I want you to flip me over that porch swing and take me hard and fast. The neighbors won't see a thing in the dark.