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Apr 21, 2007 19:08

Come here, pet. Let's go outside and look at all of the pretty flowers your Papa planted in the garden, all right? Daddy and Papa have something we'd like to talk to you about. You can finish up your mermaid movie when we're done . . . that's Daddy's good girl ( Read more... )

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boywholives April 22 2007, 01:27:07 UTC
He won't be away from home for very long. He'll be back before you know it, and you can help me get things ready for the big day.

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dracolicious April 22 2007, 01:38:13 UTC
Planning a bacon feast for my glorious homecoming, Potter?

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boywholives April 22 2007, 01:43:53 UTC
I have a feeling that you're going to be on a, er, lighter diet for a short while.

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dracolicious April 22 2007, 01:51:58 UTC
Bollocks.

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boywholives April 22 2007, 01:53:59 UTC
None of that, either.

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dracolicious April 22 2007, 02:07:33 UTC
. . . But---

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boywholives April 22 2007, 02:09:33 UTC
You know the rules well enough by now.

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dracolicious April 22 2007, 02:16:56 UTC
This isn't the same. It won't be a huge gaping slash across my gut this time.

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boywholives April 22 2007, 02:21:37 UTC
That's hardly the point. We have to follow her orders, Draco.

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dracolicious April 22 2007, 02:30:48 UTC
Sex doesn't need to involve terribly athletic shagging up against, say, a tree. I would be satisfied with a leisurely blowjob.

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boywholives April 22 2007, 02:32:15 UTC
I'm sure that we'll work something out. We always do.

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dracolicious April 22 2007, 02:38:01 UTC
I'll show YOU working it---

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boywholives April 22 2007, 02:40:08 UTC
So is the thrill of tree sex gone now that we've done it?

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dracolicious April 22 2007, 02:44:29 UTC
Not at all. Just think of how many trees there are in the world!

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boywholives April 22 2007, 02:44:49 UTC
Hundreds of millions.

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dracolicious April 22 2007, 02:55:47 UTC
Well, at least we've got one under our belt. We'd best get busy.

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