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[dracolicious]

Confessing recent events to Dora went about as I expected. It was completely dreadful for me, but Potter took it to an entirely different level. Like it or not, he's the only one of us who really grasps orphanhood from firsthand experience, and still he was the more composed party. The boy who was unwanted, having to tell the next generation

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[boywholives]

When is your mum bringing the kids back from their little shopping excursion?

[dracolicious]

When she's lost too much blood to continue, I expect.

[boywholives]

I'm hoping she feeds them dinner.

[dracolicious]

So, is there anything you are feeling up to doing today? No meals, no shagging---

[boywholives]

Is there some rule that says we have to do it every single morning?

[dracolicious]

And every night, and possibly at our leisure throughout the day.

[boywholives]

Fine. Have at it. I'm all yours.

[dracolicious]

No, thanks.

[boywholives]

Oh. Should I get all upset and stomp about the house like a delicate flower whose petals got bruised?

[dracolicious]

If you like.

[boywholives]

You're doing a bang up job of it so far.

[dracolicious]

A rare compliment? Dare it be so?

[boywholives]

I compliment you all the time!

[dracolicious]

Not today you haven't, cranky arse.

[boywholives]

You're not giving me much to work with at the moment.

[dracolicious]

This had better not be about my love handles, Potter, or so help me Merlin---