Humbug.

[dracolicious]

My bollocks are driving me absolutely mad. Due to Christmas ejaculating all over the house thanks to Potter and his holiday fetish I foolishly allow to go unchecked each year, there was an abundance of mistletoe laying about. I had the ingenious idea to tie a sprig around my bits to tease Potter, and now I look like some sort of pervert who can't

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[boywholives]

Is this about the mistletoe? Because that was not my fault...

[dracolicious]

Is that a fact.

[boywholives]

Did I tell you to fashion yourself a mistletoe cock ring? No, I didn't.

[boywholives]

Shush, no one is getting any jewelry.

[dracolicious]

Maybe under the tree, but not today.

[boywholives]

You bought diamonds, didn't you?

[dracolicious]

Might have done.

[boywholives]

I think we should just buy a giant crate full of them and let Emmy and Morty roll around in it. Ought to make them happy.

[dracolicious]

Diamonds are sharp and pointy on one end.

[boywholives]

Only if they're cut that way.

[dracolicious]

The sparkliest ones certainly are, and that's the only sort My Babies are interested in.

[boywholives]

Much to Gringotts chagrin, I'm sure.

[dracolicious]

Naturally. We might need to upgrade to a larger vault to house their bling collection.

[boywholives]

I told you we needed a bigger house.

[dracolicious]

Mass quantities of jewels don't belong in the house.

[boywholives]

You trust them somewhere else?