I really ought to update the wards so they won't allow riffraff into my house.

[dracolicious]

What do you want?

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[jaildawg]

Hello to you, too, cousin.

[dracolicious]

Three guesses why you've turned up, and the first two don't count.

[jaildawg]

Well it wasn't for tea, not that you offered.

[dracolicious]

It's a bit late for tea, Black. Guzzle it now, and you'll never be able to sleep.

[jaildawg]

He's shifted from rage to guilt, by the way. In case you were wondering. What did you do to him?

[dracolicious]

I, for the record, did as close to nothing as I possibly could, and failure tends to make Potter angry.

[jaildawg]

Whatever possessed you to put something like that in his hands in the first place? I was told that you were the clever one.

[dracolicious]

I assumed I was clever enough to keep it away from him. My mistake.

Are you aware of how difficult it is to top my own gifts of years gone by?

[jaildawg]

That's asinine. Harry doesn't care nearly as much about material things as you seem to think he does. Do what Remus and I do -- enjoy a jolly good buggering and call it a day.

[dracolicious]

Too much information, thanks. You remember how much he adored the collection of memories of his parents and even you two wankers when the lot of you were hedonistic, bratty little schoolchildren. This seemed the next logical step, in measured doses.

[jaildawg]

It was a step too far, and deep down, you know I'm right.

[dracolicious]

It would have been just right, if it was only the one controlled trip we made together. I should have returned the stupid thing as soon as we finished.

[jaildawg]

We're in agreement there, cousin.

When are you going to stop punishing him for being human?

[dracolicious]

Eventually.

[jaildawg]

In this decade?

[dracolicious]

Overly dramatic Gryffindor? Check.