Merlin preserve me.

[dracolicious]

All right, munchkins, let's work on getting these eggs colored so they're ready for the Easter Bunny! . . . No, we aren't going to eat them just yet. And since when do you eat eggs, anyway? You do not, you argue that they look like snot and refuse to touch them---have I got to put memories of this into Papa's pensieve as proof? Don't test me,

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[boywholives]

Well, we're going to make them all nice and colourful, and then tomorrow afternoon, we're going to have to find them again - except some of them might have candy or money inside instead of egg. You won't know until you crack it open.

[dracolicious]

Well, mainly because Daddy is far too lazy to get up at the arsecrack of dawn to let the lot of you root about in the yard for bunny leavings. I think it will be nice and warm and sunny in the afternoon, besides.

[boywholives]

No, he doesn't mean actual bunny poo...ignore Daddy, he has a crude sense of humour.

[dracolicious]

Though I suppose there will likely be those sort of leavings, as well.

[boywholives]

Emmy, what is that you've got there? That's awfully...large...

[dracolicious]

Wait just a minute, young lady---

[dracolicious]

That's . . . where did you find that? I know bloody well it wasn't in the refrigerator with the others---

[boywholives]

Emmy, where did you get that egg? Let me see that-

[dracolicious]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU WERE ONLY PRACTICING ACCIO?

GIVE IT TO ME, POTTER---

[boywholives]

There's no need to snatch it like that. I think it's just a duck egg.

What did we tell you about using spells you haven't learned properly yet? Just because you hear me and Daddy use them doesn't mean that you have permission to try them.

[dracolicious]

It is not a duck egg, Potter---

No, you won't be having it back, it's mine. Go color something else.

[boywholives]

...

Tell me that isn't what you're implying it is...

[dracolicious]

Die in a fire, Potter.

[boywholives]

Well done, you! That's my girl. I've been looking for that egg for ages.

[dracolicious]

This will cost you dearly, Princess.

[boywholives]

Don't you threaten her.