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[dracolicious]

I came to the realization that it was my responsibility as a father to manufacture an opportunity for The King to spend time with his new little friend, seeing as my decision to teach the next generation at home rather spells disaster for him ever finding local friends his own age. Since I was feeling both benevolent and energetic courtesy of a

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[boywholives]

Thank God we're home.

[dracolicious]

And in the proximity of mattresses.

[boywholives]

The sofa will have to make do for now.

[dracolicious]

My life is so hard.

Accio a bag of crisps, will you? I can't move.

[boywholives]

I was actually wanting something more substantial...how about a sandwich? After all that candy floss today, I need something to sink my teeth into.

[dracolicious]

Crisps will work just fine until something substantial substantiates itself in front of my face.

[boywholives]

That's too bad, because look at what I happen to have right here...

It's amazing what can happen in the cooker when you're not even at home.

[dracolicious]

You dirty son of a bitch! You've been holding out on me? Give me that423wektoignbuig

[boywholives]

Wait- no that one's mine. Yours doesn't have any cabbage on it - just meat and cheese for you.

[dracolicious]

Good show, Potter. I'd have needed to hurt you if you sullied my sandwich with vegetation.

Hand it over.

[boywholives]

Say please.

[dracolicious]

Please give that to me or I will be forced to take it by force, and then strangle you for making me get off the sofa.

[boywholives]

Well, I can't condone you leaving our children without a father as I'll be dead and you would be in Azkaban, so in the interest of good parenting...

[boywholives]

Would you like a moment alone with the meat?

[dracolicious]

. . .

[boywholives]

It is good, isn't it...if I do say so myself. It's not my favourite thing in the world, but I know how much you like it.