Fear the Return (of Goatfuneral)

[dracole_wayda]

From Lord Azvaxazvaxus

Comments

[s3phir0th]

I'm sorry but... What? Is this a genuine post or some ironic jab?

This "Lord Azvaxazvaxus" sounds like a proper twat end. Nobody gives a shit about old-school BM anymore which is precisely why no one has resurrected it. I look foward to not hearing from him very soon.

Don't get me started on how much I hate eliteblackmetal. The biggest bunch of fascists on LJ. They actually believe they're some kind of superior human cult or something.

[dracole_wayda]

"Lord Azvaxazvaxus" is me and this is a satirical post. A really long time ago, before I knew you, I wrote some parody lyrics to a parody BM album and this is the sequel. You can see the original at http://dracole-wayda.livejournal.com/132039.html

[s3phir0th]

That's very reassuring :P Well done for accurately parodying everything that's wrong with BM.

Are you familiar with Blackthrone?

[dracole_wayda]

Yup, the lyrics to "Panzerfaust Division Blackthrone" are what inspired the first Goatfuneral album

[s3phir0th]

Awesome! =D

[dracole_wayda]

And yeah I hate eliteblackmetal, even when I was a bit younger and more naive I never even bothered trying to join that community

[s3phir0th]

Haha, I did, I lasted about 5 minutes before I realised what they were like.

[zarathrusta]

It was created at a time when lj communites involving black metal were populated with posts about goths, industrial bands, power metal bands, and anyone saying something was gay or discussing something that seemed to fit in with the "ethics" of black metal were basically banned. Maybe it's still like this, I don't know as I haven't done any serious posts on a forum for years, other then drunk trolling.

We started it because it was a place where ALL you could talk abiout was black metal, misanthropy, etc but to make it sure, we had to outline outlandish "ideology" so people who had utterly no clue would "get" it.

I eventually turned over my maintainership of it because it just became another safe haven of generic idiots tyring to impress each other. Posts saying we were better were always an inside joke between us. It eventually jus tbecame a place where we would ban people for stupid/superficial reasons out of boredom, so th ewhole idea collapsed as a whole.

[zarathrusta]

not only that, but people who would be banned, would go around saying how we were faggots and elitists, but the truth is they were mad for not being accepted into a retarded niche group that we basically created to piss off those who hated us.

[dracole_wayda]

I rarely check my few public entries so I'm just now getting this, but: Thank you, that is enlightening. I actually agree with a third or so of the stuff people say in there, actually