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[dracoisyourking]

Oh so when that little Mud Toad Creevey starts biting people everyone barely blinks but when I eat chocolate-coated chicken suddenly everyone is so judgemental!
This persecution against Slytherins really needs to come to an end.

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[harvestnarcissi]

Nothing a Mudblood does surprises me. You disobeying your mother yet again, however, does. What did you sneak a bite of this time?

[dracoisyourking]

Oh it was something very healthy like a carrot or well sprouts or some sort of shit.

[harvestnarcissi]

Do not use that language with me.

You are grounded, immediately. You will go into your room and you will use the Evil Aerobic Exercise routine. You will do twenty repetitions of sets one through three, and fifty of set four.

[dracoisyourking]

Not the evil aerobic exercise routine!
Cant I do the evil fit to strip routine instead?

[harvestnarcissi]

Your punishment is not negotiable. You have strayed, and I will restore you. You will respect me and yourself again.

Add another ten reps.

[dracoisyourking]

To be fair, Mother, I think my poor fragile heart can only stand five reps.
The last thing you'd ever want is for your baby boy to die of a heart attack, correct?

[harvestnarcissi]

You are trying to weasel out of it, and I know how you hate such animals. Draco, I will monitor you for a health crisis, but you need to do this.

That's not the last thing I'd ever want, but I wouldn't want it.

[dracoisyourking]

Oh fine.
If I'm very good can I use the evil egg whisk on Kreacher?

[harvestnarcissi]

Excellent. You will be allowed water should you require it.

I'm afraid that Kreacher is compelled to obey his new master. Should he have a chance to see us, perhaps.