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[dracoisyourking]

merlin grant me the power to hex potter into a severe case of rickets for abandoning me to his lookalike starring my late great boyfriend.

Blaise! Thank the FUCKING FUCKITY HELLFIRE FUCK AND A LAMB DON'T KISS YOUR SIS - YOU ... OH JUST STOPSTOP!

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[knot_a_nott]

Hi, Draco.

[slytherinthingy]

Hello Dra...

...wait...

you know Draco? You said you didn't know him!

[knot_a_nott]

Don't be silly, love. Everyone knows Draco.

[slytherinthingy]

Metra! Of course everyone knows Draco...But you told me that you did not!!! You told me you had no idea who he was!!!

What the hell is going on here?!?!

[dracoisyourking]

Of course everyone knows Draco! I am Draco! Unlike how one of you is Blaise, and one of you obviously Isn't, even though at the moment... you both are!

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS BLACK AND CURSED! ZABINI! Didn't you ever look at you Other Half's family portraits? You IDIOT. That's YOU as a GIRL!

[dracoisyourking]

AUGH!

[knot_a_nott]

Yikes.

Blaise, love, are you alright? That had to hurt. Honestly, I don't see why he's upset. It's just like an extreme form of masturbation.

[slytherinthingy]

......what the fuck?

.........THEO?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON !?!??!??!??!

[dracoisyourking]

.... even though people have been considering 'Go Fuck yourself' an insult for centuries, but that's alright. Honestly, Theo, i should hit you too. Merlin, that's it. I'm going to bed.

[slytherinthingy]

Theo, please for the sake of all that is dark and unholy, tell me what is going on!!! Who are you supposed to be??? Who is Metra??

WHAT THE HELL?!??!?!

[knot_a_nott]

I don't know who this Metra is. But this is what you wanted, yes? I would always give you what you want, love.

[slytherinthingy]

Theo.

Hmmmm. Yes. Yes darling. It is what I wanted at the time.

I am so confused, darling. Please help me figure what is going on. I thought you were her. HER. Metra. You look like her.

Who is she? Why did Draco freak out? Did he hit me?

Darling, thank you for doing whatever you did, what you always do, but...

My head hurts.

[knot_a_nott]

Does it really matter who she is?

Do you want me? Then come with me.

[slytherinthingy]

You are right, Theo, my love. It does not matter at all who she is.

Do you even have to ask if I want you?

Let's go, darling.

[knot_a_nott]

Hang on a sec. I think my laptop's still on voice mode.

Finite incantatem.

[herbology_dork]

no no no, it DOES matter who she is, i TRIED to tell you!

ugh, nevermind, i shouldn't get involved. if your FRIENDS think this is appropriate, well then i feel sorry for you, but it's not my place.