Arrr says Draco, H/D, R
Title: Arrr says Draco
Author: mae-linda
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: R
Team: Death Eaters
Challenge: #117 Fall
Genre: Smut, Humour, Fluff
Word count: 4 x 100
Summary: In the woods, someone's howling ...
Disclaimer: Characters are the property of JK Rowling, et al. This was created for fun, not for profit.
Author's Note: Written for khateh who wanted pirate!Draco, AU and using dracoharry100's prompt #117 Fall
Draco was a pirate. His father had been a pirate and his father before him as well. So Draco had had no choice but to fall in the same pattern. And so he did, sarcastic parrot on his shoulder and ridiculously frilly shirt and all that.
So when he saw a delectable young man on the pier where they’d stopped for supplies, he didn’t hesitate to grab him. Hell, even his parrot Sev leeringly agreed.
“Who shall I be ravishing tonight, pet? What’s your name?”
“Take your hands off me, you moron, or you’ll eat that parrot!”
“Is that so?”
Sev had cawed all the way to the captain’s quarters while Draco had dragged his sweet captive to his bed. However, once there the pet proved to be very much capable of eluding Draco’s grabby hands.
Eventually they settled for standing and trading shots of rum over the table between them. Sexual frustration was getting to Draco but the candlelight was making ‘It’s Harry, you wanker!’, as he’s presented himself, look more and more intriguing. Perhaps he would keep this pet, permanently. Draco licked his lips at the thought, and lunged. And fell, hard.
“Dammit, it hurts! My poor arse!”
“Are you alright?” Harry asked and Draco blinked up at him. They stared at one another until Harry blushed and offered him a hand up.
“Yes, thank you, Harry” Draco took the hand and allowed himself to be helped. Then he tugged on the hand until they were face to face.
“Don’t you dare,” Harry breathed, a second before Draco kissed him softly.
“Dare what?” Draco asked, kissing him again, softer.
“Don’t you dare stop … No! I mean, don’t play with me!” Harry seemed to be coming to himself. That wouldn’t do. Time to make him fall.
“I won’t.”
Apparently it was the perfect answer because Harry blinked, beamed then dragged him into a scorching kiss. Definitely better that coercion, better than in all the ports, all the, oh…
Captain Draco Malfoy was breathless. He was also tied to his bed with Harry looming over him. That is, before he got up, gagged and kissed the gag teasingly and turned to walk out the cabin door.
.
Unbelievable, he’d been duped. Draco also couldn’t believe how comical Sev looked with his beak tied shut.
And that is how his men found him, laughing hysterically over the parrot’s indignant scowl.
Author: mae-linda
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: R
Team: Death Eaters
Challenge: #117 Fall
Genre: Smut, Humour, Fluff
Word count: 4 x 100
Summary: In the woods, someone's howling ...
Disclaimer: Characters are the property of JK Rowling, et al. This was created for fun, not for profit.
Author's Note: Written for khateh who wanted pirate!Draco, AU and using dracoharry100's prompt #117 Fall
Draco was a pirate. His father had been a pirate and his father before him as well. So Draco had had no choice but to fall in the same pattern. And so he did, sarcastic parrot on his shoulder and ridiculously frilly shirt and all that.
So when he saw a delectable young man on the pier where they’d stopped for supplies, he didn’t hesitate to grab him. Hell, even his parrot Sev leeringly agreed.
“Who shall I be ravishing tonight, pet? What’s your name?”
“Take your hands off me, you moron, or you’ll eat that parrot!”
“Is that so?”
Sev had cawed all the way to the captain’s quarters while Draco had dragged his sweet captive to his bed. However, once there the pet proved to be very much capable of eluding Draco’s grabby hands.
Eventually they settled for standing and trading shots of rum over the table between them. Sexual frustration was getting to Draco but the candlelight was making ‘It’s Harry, you wanker!’, as he’s presented himself, look more and more intriguing. Perhaps he would keep this pet, permanently. Draco licked his lips at the thought, and lunged. And fell, hard.
“Dammit, it hurts! My poor arse!”
“Are you alright?” Harry asked and Draco blinked up at him. They stared at one another until Harry blushed and offered him a hand up.
“Yes, thank you, Harry” Draco took the hand and allowed himself to be helped. Then he tugged on the hand until they were face to face.
“Don’t you dare,” Harry breathed, a second before Draco kissed him softly.
“Dare what?” Draco asked, kissing him again, softer.
“Don’t you dare stop … No! I mean, don’t play with me!” Harry seemed to be coming to himself. That wouldn’t do. Time to make him fall.
“I won’t.”
Apparently it was the perfect answer because Harry blinked, beamed then dragged him into a scorching kiss. Definitely better that coercion, better than in all the ports, all the, oh…
Captain Draco Malfoy was breathless. He was also tied to his bed with Harry looming over him. That is, before he got up, gagged and kissed the gag teasingly and turned to walk out the cabin door.
.
Unbelievable, he’d been duped. Draco also couldn’t believe how comical Sev looked with his beak tied shut.
And that is how his men found him, laughing hysterically over the parrot’s indignant scowl.