The deflowering of Harry Potter

[idontgiveafaux]

Title: The deflowering of Harry Potter [1/4]
Author: idontgiveafaux
Rating: R
Team: Death Eaters
Prompt: Amazement
Word Count: 100 x 6
Summary: Harry relives the nightmare of losing his virginity.
Warnings: (at your discretion) Language
Notes: None

Comments

[lire_casander]

I can't read it right now, but this seems a sneaky move from the DEs... *frowns* Thirty-three drabbles! *is amazed*

[softly_sweetly]

Yeah, but the number of drabbles is irrelevant. It's a fucking fantastic story, s'all that matters

[lire_casander]

I know it doesn't matter, lol. The reason why I can't read it is that I'm working... stupid agencies keep on working on a Friday afternoon...

[idontgiveafaux]

i just hope we DE's get to do our sexy victory dance. it seems like ages since we've been able to :(

[softly_sweetly]

I love you.

This was fantastic, so fucking funny I have tears streaming down my face. But the line that reduced me to nothingness was... “And I suppose he also failed to mention,” Draco continued, as if there had been no interruption, “that upon requesting a blow job he proceeded to nurse my cock and blow softly?”

You. Are. Teh. Bomb.

♥

[idontgiveafaux]

*g* so glad you liked it hon! ::hugs:: ♥

[potion_lady]

This is hysterically funny, and I admit to cackling with glee through the entire thing!

You rock my socks, babe!

[idontgiveafaux]

yay!
thanks darling :D

[sesheta_66]

Right. I haven't read them yet, but you do know I'm onto you, right? That's THIRTY-THREE drabbles, mister!

Bloody hell!

[idontgiveafaux]

::looks innocent::

[gurliemoviegeek]

I will simply second softly_sweetly's sentiment and say that you are definitely the bomb.

(I laughed so hard that my coworker rushed over to make sure I was alright... Very, very well done!)

Now...
*runs off in a hurry to write more drabbles*

[idontgiveafaux]

XDXD thank you hon!
and lol at your coworker coming over!!