Insert Tab A into Slot B for Kinkiness
Title: Insert Slot A into Tab B for Kinkiness
Team: Death Eaters
Word Count: 100
Rating: R
Warning(s): Implied use of toys
Author's notes: Written for dracoharry100's prompt: Complicated.
Summary: Sometimes, being kinky can get complicated.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. This was written for fun, not profit.
“So, this tab goes in that slot thingy...”
“And the rope goes through the hook like this...”
“That’ll turn it inside out. It’s more like a loop de loop, after we...you know, find the hoister thingy.”
“That sounds complicated. Maybe we should use magic.”
“I hardly think we need a spell to figure this out, Draco. The instruction manual...”
“...is in Swedish!”
“Oh, come on. Look, I think I got it! We just need to hoist it up like so and...”
CRASH!
“Harry?”
“Ugh, yeah?”
“You broke the sex swing.”
“No, I disassembled the sex swing. I broke my back.”
** Cross-posted at dracoharry100**
Team: Death Eaters
Word Count: 100
Rating: R
Warning(s): Implied use of toys
Author's notes: Written for dracoharry100's prompt: Complicated.
Summary: Sometimes, being kinky can get complicated.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. This was written for fun, not profit.
“So, this tab goes in that slot thingy...”
“And the rope goes through the hook like this...”
“That’ll turn it inside out. It’s more like a loop de loop, after we...you know, find the hoister thingy.”
“That sounds complicated. Maybe we should use magic.”
“I hardly think we need a spell to figure this out, Draco. The instruction manual...”
“...is in Swedish!”
“Oh, come on. Look, I think I got it! We just need to hoist it up like so and...”
CRASH!
“Harry?”
“Ugh, yeah?”
“You broke the sex swing.”
“No, I disassembled the sex swing. I broke my back.”
** Cross-posted at dracoharry100**