Dear Car Bonding:
So I've been reading about a friend who is in the process of bonding her two bunnies. Which...for those who are not familiar with rabbits, its the way you keep your bunny pets from eating each other's faces off when they are in the same space. I'd link, but her entries are locked due to her profession as a teacher and I therefore won't waste the time.
But anyway, apparently, you can do this thing to bunnies called a 'tub date'. You take bunny 1 and 2 and put them in the tub because it stresses them out and makes them want to be closer together and helps with the bonding process. Now, I thought, if tub dating for BUNNIES is bonding, then car washing two cars in the same driveway must be car bonding.
And I know, that is a random metaphor...but its what I did today. I and my friend alucarddracula did a double car wash of awesomely epic proportions. Twas silly. We washed her Champagne Mazda Protege and my Blue Nissan Sentra. Emily and Isadora are now bonded car mates...except...you know...without the cuddling, grooming and cute bunny kisses.
But anyway, apparently, you can do this thing to bunnies called a 'tub date'. You take bunny 1 and 2 and put them in the tub because it stresses them out and makes them want to be closer together and helps with the bonding process. Now, I thought, if tub dating for BUNNIES is bonding, then car washing two cars in the same driveway must be car bonding.
And I know, that is a random metaphor...but its what I did today. I and my friend alucarddracula did a double car wash of awesomely epic proportions. Twas silly. We washed her Champagne Mazda Protege and my Blue Nissan Sentra. Emily and Isadora are now bonded car mates...except...you know...without the cuddling, grooming and cute bunny kisses.