Dear LIFE!!!
Please stop distracting me from the things I have to do!!! There is a list of people and things that keep making me forget what I need to be doing. Like boning up on some major Psychology learnin'! And writing a poem for creative writing. (yuck! Forms!)
Pound cake:...please stop looking so delicious! I find myself eating MUCH too much of you!
Bill Penzey: Sir, you scared the jeepers out of me when you came into my store Sunday. Thank Goddess and the Green Man that I didn't have my laptop that day. I almost brought it and then you, the head and huge honcho that I work for would have seen my slacker nature. Ooooh that would have been embarrassing. X_X
Wicked Lovely: How dare you be so good. I blame you Phe! I cannot be stolen by the fae! Nooooooo!
Karen Marie Moning: Your teaser teases me. If you weren't so awesome I'd hate you. You and your addicting message boards of doominess.
Carina and Heloise: Girls, stop having such good stories to tell in my head. I need to read The awakening, not figure out how I can make your story better. This means get along, and play nice. And Heloise, don't kill Carina's boyfriends. And Carina, stop bringing the damn men home. Oivey.
Prince: And to my lovely cat, I will kill you and wear your carcass like a hat if you get in front of my computer screen one more time. Your nose prints DO NOT COME OFF THE SCREEN!!! ARRRRG!!!
Much Hatred
Deni
Pound cake:...please stop looking so delicious! I find myself eating MUCH too much of you!
Bill Penzey: Sir, you scared the jeepers out of me when you came into my store Sunday. Thank Goddess and the Green Man that I didn't have my laptop that day. I almost brought it and then you, the head and huge honcho that I work for would have seen my slacker nature. Ooooh that would have been embarrassing. X_X
Wicked Lovely: How dare you be so good. I blame you Phe! I cannot be stolen by the fae! Nooooooo!
Karen Marie Moning: Your teaser teases me. If you weren't so awesome I'd hate you. You and your addicting message boards of doominess.
Carina and Heloise: Girls, stop having such good stories to tell in my head. I need to read The awakening, not figure out how I can make your story better. This means get along, and play nice. And Heloise, don't kill Carina's boyfriends. And Carina, stop bringing the damn men home. Oivey.
Prince: And to my lovely cat, I will kill you and wear your carcass like a hat if you get in front of my computer screen one more time. Your nose prints DO NOT COME OFF THE SCREEN!!! ARRRRG!!!
Much Hatred
Deni