I LOVE MY JOB!!
The first week on the job is fucking awesome, people. During the Introduction Ceremony of the Buzzbees, I met a lovely brunette named Monica.
She works as a fashion consultant for whoever wants to hold some major event. You know, she dresses them and tells them how to look good for the press. She looked very good herself so she must know her way around that biz pretty well. I wonder who else she's done business with.
I'd say she was pretty taken with me when I said I was the Buzzbees talent agent. She too agreed that they were headed for success. Then we argued over which one of us would bring them to their success with either my hook-ups or her dressing them the part of a star.
Then after a couple glasses of celebratory champagne, we flooed to my house. And Monica is just about very good in a lot of other things, I have to say. And I hadnt had enough champagne to forget. Is this the fabulous life of athletes that everyone raves about? Its fucking awesome, people! Everyone needs to get a taste of it!
She works as a fashion consultant for whoever wants to hold some major event. You know, she dresses them and tells them how to look good for the press. She looked very good herself so she must know her way around that biz pretty well. I wonder who else she's done business with.
I'd say she was pretty taken with me when I said I was the Buzzbees talent agent. She too agreed that they were headed for success. Then we argued over which one of us would bring them to their success with either my hook-ups or her dressing them the part of a star.
Then after a couple glasses of celebratory champagne, we flooed to my house. And Monica is just about very good in a lot of other things, I have to say. And I hadnt had enough champagne to forget. Is this the fabulous life of athletes that everyone raves about? Its fucking awesome, people! Everyone needs to get a taste of it!