Fuckmas eve and all through the fucks all the fucks were fuck fuck fuck
Just wanted to say fuck. There I said it. Mission accomplished. Oh and some hipster chicks are hot but mostly because they're brainless retards and there's something endearing about that.
Me and my beta fish Jeane-Claude-Goddamn have the same hair now. Wish I could dye mine blue like his. He's the smartest fish in the world. In fact I'd say he's smarter than most hipster girls... but then again, I can't be sure; I've never kept a hipster girl in a two gallon jug of water before.
I really have no reason to insult hipster girls except that I had a really good time at the Xmas Spectacular in Bushwick the other night (I even got into a fight with a square!) and I hate hipsters. Not sure what one has to do with the other but gosh it was fun! I'm not being sarcastic either. It really was fun... ah, boobies.
Speaking of boobies, I hope my swede gets back soon; I need help with my homework.
I wonder why European girls are at least 5 years more mature than American girls. Only time she whines and cries is when she stubs her toe and when the conservative party takes over her Parliament. I may never date American again. And ah, large breasts are so nice to snuggle up to. Ah breasts... large breasts god bless you and the girl you're attached to.
Me and my beta fish Jeane-Claude-Goddamn have the same hair now. Wish I could dye mine blue like his. He's the smartest fish in the world. In fact I'd say he's smarter than most hipster girls... but then again, I can't be sure; I've never kept a hipster girl in a two gallon jug of water before.
I really have no reason to insult hipster girls except that I had a really good time at the Xmas Spectacular in Bushwick the other night (I even got into a fight with a square!) and I hate hipsters. Not sure what one has to do with the other but gosh it was fun! I'm not being sarcastic either. It really was fun... ah, boobies.
Speaking of boobies, I hope my swede gets back soon; I need help with my homework.
I wonder why European girls are at least 5 years more mature than American girls. Only time she whines and cries is when she stubs her toe and when the conservative party takes over her Parliament. I may never date American again. And ah, large breasts are so nice to snuggle up to. Ah breasts... large breasts god bless you and the girl you're attached to.