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Dear Mirror,
Thank you for accurately reflecting my current frame of mind. I know that it must be difficult to jump from the aural stimulus informing one that one is sexy, to producing a visual record of said event, but whatever efforts it must have taken, it is much appreciated.
With any luck, said stimulus will find a quick repetition; however, if you should decide to continue on your current path (keeping my reflection just the way it is), you shall receive no complaints, and indeed there might be a lipstick mark in your future.
My heartfelt and satisfied regards,
-- This girl in the world
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Dear car heater,
You could learn a thing or two from the Mirror. Particularly when it comes to satisfying the demands of your owner under trying circumstances, the failure of which could lead to great discomfort and/or loss of feeling in fingers, nose, and toes. Yours is a slinky sort of disobedience, but don't think it goes unnoticed.
Irately yours,
-- The Driver
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Dear toes,
We're working on it. Bear with us.
Hoping you're still there,
-- The Body
Thank you for accurately reflecting my current frame of mind. I know that it must be difficult to jump from the aural stimulus informing one that one is sexy, to producing a visual record of said event, but whatever efforts it must have taken, it is much appreciated.
With any luck, said stimulus will find a quick repetition; however, if you should decide to continue on your current path (keeping my reflection just the way it is), you shall receive no complaints, and indeed there might be a lipstick mark in your future.
My heartfelt and satisfied regards,
-- This girl in the world
...
Dear car heater,
You could learn a thing or two from the Mirror. Particularly when it comes to satisfying the demands of your owner under trying circumstances, the failure of which could lead to great discomfort and/or loss of feeling in fingers, nose, and toes. Yours is a slinky sort of disobedience, but don't think it goes unnoticed.
Irately yours,
-- The Driver
...
Dear toes,
We're working on it. Bear with us.
Hoping you're still there,
-- The Body