And today the part of Laura will be played by zahrimsthoughts
"I'm talkie, talkie toaster, would anybody like any toast?"
Omg does that toaster just do it for me, his sexy voice as he heats the bread omg I get wet just thinking about it... Red Dwarf rules.
So horny this morning couldnt wait till the family left so I could be alone with..
the toaster and a whole loaf of real thick moist bread, and dear god a whole pound of real butter for the top. I've never had it soo good but the mess... damn i hope they dont notice all the grease stains.
Dance bitches dance
Yeh now if only guys were so easy to control. Right. You'd have to get their brains out of their dicks first and I have more chance of growing one. thats why I prefer my toast, and unlike guys I love to lick the mess up afterwards...
Anyway my pretties I hear a pack of crumpets calling...
Love and Crumbtimes
Laura
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