My Definition of "Porn"

[drabblewriter]

I had the funniest conversation with my mom today. I was telling her about the seminar my college is putting on tonight, called Porn Nation. It's billed as a "love it or hate, come and learn about its effects" sort of thing. It sounds interesting and it's better than sitting alone in my dorm room for another hour. Anyway, the conversation went like this:

Me: Guess what's tonight?
Mom: What?
Me: Porn Nation!
Mom (mishearing me): Like corn on the cob?
Me: No, like naked people on the Internet.

...well, I thought it was funny. Sounds like Urban Dictionary material. :D