Perunama? Panaru?
So here’s the Peruvian rundown.
Got a tattoo. no shit.
Drank a lot.
All at the same strip club, I puked on a hooker, fell down and broke 4 tables (individually) and a bunch of glasses and stuff, swung a liquor bottle at one of my friends, puked some more, then fell asleep for about an hour.
Then the next day my friend drank a whole bottle of soy sauce off the mess decks. Video later.
Later on that day, he spat on a kid that was following us around begging for money.
But enough about our hijinx, here’s the skinny on Peru in general.
It’s a total shithole.
Everything is dirt cheap.
The poverty level is way high, so people come up to you all the time begging for money. A guy claims that a woman tried to sell him her baby for 20 dollars American.
There’s a huge black market open air mall called Polvos Azules that sells every type of bootleg shit imaginable. Among the things bought there by people I know are a bunch of bootleg dvds, including a video of a pony show, and also the entire series of Naruto with Japanese dubbing and Spanish subtitles. I kind of thought if I stayed there very long I'd have woken up in a seedy motel bathtub filled with ice and my apendix removed, which is funny, because we ended up eating lunch there at this bazaar type, equally seedy "food court".
as a result, I feel like an atomic bomb was dropped on my intestines.
That's really all I can think of right now.
Got a tattoo. no shit.
Drank a lot.
All at the same strip club, I puked on a hooker, fell down and broke 4 tables (individually) and a bunch of glasses and stuff, swung a liquor bottle at one of my friends, puked some more, then fell asleep for about an hour.
Then the next day my friend drank a whole bottle of soy sauce off the mess decks. Video later.
Later on that day, he spat on a kid that was following us around begging for money.
But enough about our hijinx, here’s the skinny on Peru in general.
It’s a total shithole.
Everything is dirt cheap.
The poverty level is way high, so people come up to you all the time begging for money. A guy claims that a woman tried to sell him her baby for 20 dollars American.
There’s a huge black market open air mall called Polvos Azules that sells every type of bootleg shit imaginable. Among the things bought there by people I know are a bunch of bootleg dvds, including a video of a pony show, and also the entire series of Naruto with Japanese dubbing and Spanish subtitles. I kind of thought if I stayed there very long I'd have woken up in a seedy motel bathtub filled with ice and my apendix removed, which is funny, because we ended up eating lunch there at this bazaar type, equally seedy "food court".
as a result, I feel like an atomic bomb was dropped on my intestines.
That's really all I can think of right now.