Wow...
Wow, um, this is awkward.....
I don't know HOW, but, um, my mechanical arms that replaced my real ones after the 'me trying to kill Dethklok and then getting them bitten off my hungry wolves' are, well, gone.
Some weird termites just WALKED on in and ate them. I'm not to happy about this..as a matter of fact, I'm out of my happy place right now! Those sons of a bitches ate my arms! MY ARMS!
(*breathe* calm down, Jon, don't get too worked up about this, you remember the last time you got angry.)
I think I'm going to have to call an exterminator. The only problem is I...can't pick up the phone...
The only reason I'm able to type right now is that I'm using my nose. Isn't that SO trippy?!
Well, spell check really does come in handy. Before, my message said "refvkmkio aihddd adjklnmsf afkn", which I think translates to "TERMITES ATE MY FUCKING ARMS!!!" Did I mention every thng else is gone too? Anything with metal: gone. *sigh* I wish they went after my furniture first so I could have gotten out quickly, but NOOO, they went straight after me! I can't complain too much. I mean, hey, I'm tasty! (I'm sorry, I'm trying to have a positive mood about this.)
So, um, Charles, I KNOW I tried to kill Dethklk at one point, but, um, could you possibly by me new arms?
lock/ to charles.
I mean, new arms would come in handy with me trying to help out this 'Dr. Rozco' character Toki keeps talking about. He wants an intervention soon. Think about it; no more screaming that he does cocaine!
lock
I don't know HOW, but, um, my mechanical arms that replaced my real ones after the 'me trying to kill Dethklok and then getting them bitten off my hungry wolves' are, well, gone.
Some weird termites just WALKED on in and ate them. I'm not to happy about this..as a matter of fact, I'm out of my happy place right now! Those sons of a bitches ate my arms! MY ARMS!
(*breathe* calm down, Jon, don't get too worked up about this, you remember the last time you got angry.)
I think I'm going to have to call an exterminator. The only problem is I...can't pick up the phone...
The only reason I'm able to type right now is that I'm using my nose. Isn't that SO trippy?!
Well, spell check really does come in handy. Before, my message said "refvkmkio aihddd adjklnmsf afkn", which I think translates to "TERMITES ATE MY FUCKING ARMS!!!" Did I mention every thng else is gone too? Anything with metal: gone. *sigh* I wish they went after my furniture first so I could have gotten out quickly, but NOOO, they went straight after me! I can't complain too much. I mean, hey, I'm tasty! (I'm sorry, I'm trying to have a positive mood about this.)
So, um, Charles, I KNOW I tried to kill Dethklk at one point, but, um, could you possibly by me new arms?
lock/ to charles.
I mean, new arms would come in handy with me trying to help out this 'Dr. Rozco' character Toki keeps talking about. He wants an intervention soon. Think about it; no more screaming that he does cocaine!
lock