» one complaint against House

[dr_tightass]

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All right, House. What the hell did you do?

[ooc: Bedtime, kids! Tags will resume...sometime tomorrow? sob internship Back for a little bit!]

Comments

1/too many

[vicodincrutch]

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Oh. My. God.

2/4

[vicodincrutch]

voice;
[muttered]

Talk about a killjoy. I think that another day of Audrey II would have been fine.

3/4

[vicodincrutch]

voice;

This is backwards. You should be under a house after the cyclone.

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[vicodincrutch]

I've conquered time and space but I locked my keys in the DeLoreon.

voice; 1/2

[dr_tightass]

Cute.

voice;

[dr_tightass]

What the hell did you give me? And how? And why?

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[vicodincrutch]

Always about you, isn't it. How can you be so sure this isn't the result of a poorly planned cougar prowl?

voice;

[dr_tightass]

Excuse me?

voice;

[vicodincrutch]

Everyone's got to have a hobby.

voice;

[dr_tightass]

What the hell did you do to me?

voice;

[vicodincrutch]

You give me the delightful opportunity of telling you anything, because you won't believe it anyway.

So I'll say I did absolutely nothing to you.

voice;

[dr_tightass]

You're right. I don't believe you.

Did you slip something into my water?

voice;

[vicodincrutch]

And you're wrong. Oh so wrong.

How many narcotics are water soluble AND tasteless?

voice;

[dr_tightass]

...fine, it wasn't my water.

voice;

[vicodincrutch]

One point for the home team.

And there's no dead arm or bruising to tell you that I just stuck you with a needle. Right?

voice;

[dr_tightass]

[long silence]

...no.