Random funny quotes
"You look like you got hit by a truck."
-My philosophy teacher's greeting to me
"There are a lot of lockers just walking around!"
-Sarah
Me: He makes it sound so nicenice...
Joe: Nicenice?
Me: XD; Shut up
Me: Hey, Peter, I saw a kid that reminded me of you. I was like, "Hey, it's mini-Peter!"
Peter: How did he remind me of you?
John: He had cancer!
Peter: HEY!
(PS, neither have cancer)
"Hey, Lynne, you share a Stacey with locker, right?"
-Me
Philosophy teacher: *calls out my name*
Me: *tired as hell* Mm.
Rachelle: And what was that? Moaning at the teacher, are we?
Me: Stop living your sexual fantasies through me.
Not a quote, but it seems the Bible has been translated into ebonics. I can't remember anything specific, but it was really funny.
"I work Sundays at 7:00 in the morning. Then I come home and cry"
-Shaft
Shaft: I only got a job where I am because I'm ramming my boss. *poseflex*
Grend: Ramming your boss?
Grend: Ramming?
Grend: Do I want to know what that means?
Shaft: No you do not
Me: .... XD
Me: That would explain why he gets paid so much
Grend: No, that would explain why he gets paid at all.
Me: *rimshot*
Shaft: Zing.
Shaft: Oh wait, that was for me.
Me: YEAH D:
Me: He's an asshole
Shaft: Who the hell are you? O__o;
Shaft: o_o
Shaft: Hahaha! I'm kidding. I could never forget you, Sunstorm.
Me: ...
Me: I'm going to call you Estrogen from now on
Me: Because that's ALL you have
Hyper: TESTOSTRONATOR!
Me: Don't steal from Shaft
Hyper: But Shaft is awesome.
Hyper: Though I liked the 1970's version more because of the corny music.
Me: Diss XD
Me: I'm surprised they're even airing Naruto
Shaft: Who the hell are you? O__o;
Me: Your face
Shaft: Why then, you must be beautiful
Hm.. yeah.
-My philosophy teacher's greeting to me
"There are a lot of lockers just walking around!"
-Sarah
Me: He makes it sound so nicenice...
Joe: Nicenice?
Me: XD; Shut up
Me: Hey, Peter, I saw a kid that reminded me of you. I was like, "Hey, it's mini-Peter!"
Peter: How did he remind me of you?
John: He had cancer!
Peter: HEY!
(PS, neither have cancer)
"Hey, Lynne, you share a Stacey with locker, right?"
-Me
Philosophy teacher: *calls out my name*
Me: *tired as hell* Mm.
Rachelle: And what was that? Moaning at the teacher, are we?
Me: Stop living your sexual fantasies through me.
Not a quote, but it seems the Bible has been translated into ebonics. I can't remember anything specific, but it was really funny.
"I work Sundays at 7:00 in the morning. Then I come home and cry"
-Shaft
Shaft: I only got a job where I am because I'm ramming my boss. *poseflex*
Grend: Ramming your boss?
Grend: Ramming?
Grend: Do I want to know what that means?
Shaft: No you do not
Me: .... XD
Me: That would explain why he gets paid so much
Grend: No, that would explain why he gets paid at all.
Me: *rimshot*
Shaft: Zing.
Shaft: Oh wait, that was for me.
Me: YEAH D:
Me: He's an asshole
Shaft: Who the hell are you? O__o;
Shaft: o_o
Shaft: Hahaha! I'm kidding. I could never forget you, Sunstorm.
Me: ...
Me: I'm going to call you Estrogen from now on
Me: Because that's ALL you have
Hyper: TESTOSTRONATOR!
Me: Don't steal from Shaft
Hyper: But Shaft is awesome.
Hyper: Though I liked the 1970's version more because of the corny music.
Me: Diss XD
Me: I'm surprised they're even airing Naruto
Shaft: Who the hell are you? O__o;
Me: Your face
Shaft: Why then, you must be beautiful
Hm.. yeah.