Teddy speak to me << no, see what youve done to me!>> teddy please teddy *turns* NOOOOOOOO!!
hahahaaaaaaahhhhha!
yeah so like.. friday was fucking awesome and i think this a moment to recall all the near-death factors we scapegoated.
1. our parents... i would of rather dealt with cops who could protect me behind bars
2. allahs wrath.. lightning like ontop of my head for the whole weekend
3. speeding without license... stupid soccer moms
oo i suppose i should recall what happend friday before i go into the aftermath.. duh..
yes so..
memahhamandfatimastolethecarandwenttopublixinthemiddleofthedayandboughtbacardiswithafakeidandcamehomeinrushhourtrafficandwenttotheguestwingandgotcrunkandwenttothemoviesandenjoyeddukesofhazzardmorethanweshouldhave(causewewereDRUNKoffourassesnotreallyoffourassescausetheyresobigandall)thencamehomeandfelloffthestairstryingtopackandsaadwaslike"youtwolosersaredrunkoffyourasses"eventhowesowerentbutthenagainisupposeyouneedasoberpersontotellyouthatandtheniwatchedswordfishandthrewpopcornathallyberrycauseshesucksandtheniwenttobedandwokeupwithamildhangoverbutwasoktillifelloveragainandwokeuplaterwithmycousinhasanlaughingatmecauseiwasonthefloorofmystudy?andthenhefoundoutwhathappenedandgavemeadollar.
yeah so that was pretty wild
funking shit i have hw to do
yeah so next step involves hot guys and no-face/teddy the crack bear
its blue and has no face and has a hollow spot in the middle and a squeeker so its our new aderol etc. carrier.
khad
so maybe this year wont be so bad afterall............
yeah so like.. friday was fucking awesome and i think this a moment to recall all the near-death factors we scapegoated.
1. our parents... i would of rather dealt with cops who could protect me behind bars
2. allahs wrath.. lightning like ontop of my head for the whole weekend
3. speeding without license... stupid soccer moms
oo i suppose i should recall what happend friday before i go into the aftermath.. duh..
yes so..
memahhamandfatimastolethecarandwenttopublixinthemiddleofthedayandboughtbacardiswithafakeidandcamehomeinrushhourtrafficandwenttotheguestwingandgotcrunkandwenttothemoviesandenjoyeddukesofhazzardmorethanweshouldhave(causewewereDRUNKoffourassesnotreallyoffourassescausetheyresobigandall)thencamehomeandfelloffthestairstryingtopackandsaadwaslike"youtwolosersaredrunkoffyourasses"eventhowesowerentbutthenagainisupposeyouneedasoberpersontotellyouthatandtheniwatchedswordfishandthrewpopcornathallyberrycauseshesucksandtheniwenttobedandwokeupwithamildhangoverbutwasoktillifelloveragainandwokeuplaterwithmycousinhasanlaughingatmecauseiwasonthefloorofmystudy?andthenhefoundoutwhathappenedandgavemeadollar.
yeah so that was pretty wild
funking shit i have hw to do
yeah so next step involves hot guys and no-face/teddy the crack bear
its blue and has no face and has a hollow spot in the middle and a squeeker so its our new aderol etc. carrier.
khad
so maybe this year wont be so bad afterall............