A thought towards beckys request..
hmm
yesh. so exams suck fucking balls. what else is new.
becky sincerely creeped me out today
first she tells me about all the new people she gave tours too (tours around my house) so now there are about 20+ random kids i dont know at my school who know me and where i live.
second we were watching "Supersize Me" in anatomy and there was this cute little pakistani kid in the movie and becky goes (without any joking expression or anything and with the most sincere and honest eyes ive ever seen)
"khadija... will you have a baby for me. a cute one like that. i'll pay you."
LOL.. and she has the nerve to ask me this after we watched that crazy british woman give birth standing up.. a procedure that didnt look pleasant at all.. infact the movie provoked exactly 5 girls in my class to take no-pregnancy vows... i wasnt one (because knowing my luck something wrong is going to happen and im going to end up breaking it.. plus i want kids!! :) )
and then i asked who the father had to be
and becky takes me out of the classroom (our teacher randomly left-no suprise there) and we start walking to the yearbook room. shes like "theres someone i want you to meet"......
and the prospects were 1. Zuhair 2. Shane 3. Samir....
and THEN she sees the perfect one. in the corner. of the yearbook room.
First name begins with F , ends in Z and last name begins with Z ends in R
...........
.............
i started laughing so so sos so sos so hard. and becky did too. the irony is simply too much to bear. 4th grade!!!!
so ya
im low on cash so if there are any Pakistani/Morrocan guys that wanna get me pregnant.. post something! lol
jk jk jk.. i will shoot your balls off
khad
yesh. so exams suck fucking balls. what else is new.
becky sincerely creeped me out today
first she tells me about all the new people she gave tours too (tours around my house) so now there are about 20+ random kids i dont know at my school who know me and where i live.
second we were watching "Supersize Me" in anatomy and there was this cute little pakistani kid in the movie and becky goes (without any joking expression or anything and with the most sincere and honest eyes ive ever seen)
"khadija... will you have a baby for me. a cute one like that. i'll pay you."
LOL.. and she has the nerve to ask me this after we watched that crazy british woman give birth standing up.. a procedure that didnt look pleasant at all.. infact the movie provoked exactly 5 girls in my class to take no-pregnancy vows... i wasnt one (because knowing my luck something wrong is going to happen and im going to end up breaking it.. plus i want kids!! :) )
and then i asked who the father had to be
and becky takes me out of the classroom (our teacher randomly left-no suprise there) and we start walking to the yearbook room. shes like "theres someone i want you to meet"......
and the prospects were 1. Zuhair 2. Shane 3. Samir....
and THEN she sees the perfect one. in the corner. of the yearbook room.
First name begins with F , ends in Z and last name begins with Z ends in R
...........
.............
i started laughing so so sos so sos so hard. and becky did too. the irony is simply too much to bear. 4th grade!!!!
so ya
im low on cash so if there are any Pakistani/Morrocan guys that wanna get me pregnant.. post something! lol
jk jk jk.. i will shoot your balls off
khad