(no subject)
I am Will. I am teh awexum.
I spent this weekend on a bed with three lovely ladies. It was the pinnacle of existence. During my waking hours I watched Firefly surrounded by awesome people who laughed at the witty narrative and the brilliant writing. All day long, I've been hearing people quote "I swear on my floral bonnet I will end you!" or slyly whispering, "I can kill you with my brain." :) It's been a wonderful weekend.
However, earlier this week I was victimized by double-antibiotic-ointment. I was overpowered by the tag-team mothering of Tracy and Laurel, who applied this evil concoction of death to a festering wound on my hand. The most disturbing part of this is not the blatant overuse and abuse of antibiotics, or the fact that I was overpowered by two girls with duct tape, but that I like it. I know I do. Cuz even though I'm Will, and I'm "teh awexum", I admit that I need taking care of sometimes, and it's nice to have those concerned enough to do it. I also promise not to hurt Tracy for knowing/saying so.
My quest to make Tracy angry enough to commit an act of violence without remorse is showing great progress. Last night during Firefly, which I admit is a special circumstance, she stole the seats of two people and didn't give them back right away. I am proud of her progress.
My biggest accomplishment this week, by far, is the act of bringing so many people into the Firefly cult. I think I've fully claimed the minds of Russ, Jeff'N, Laurel, Tracy, Hallie, Laura, Emily, and this guy named Pat that showed up.
All in all, it's been a good time. And once again I promise not to hurt Tracy for the contents of this entry.
Disclaimer: This entry was written by Tracy Headley and does not necessarily reflect the views and opinions of William Holmes. Although it probably does, so shut your face, spacemonkey!
I spent this weekend on a bed with three lovely ladies. It was the pinnacle of existence. During my waking hours I watched Firefly surrounded by awesome people who laughed at the witty narrative and the brilliant writing. All day long, I've been hearing people quote "I swear on my floral bonnet I will end you!" or slyly whispering, "I can kill you with my brain." :) It's been a wonderful weekend.
However, earlier this week I was victimized by double-antibiotic-ointment. I was overpowered by the tag-team mothering of Tracy and Laurel, who applied this evil concoction of death to a festering wound on my hand. The most disturbing part of this is not the blatant overuse and abuse of antibiotics, or the fact that I was overpowered by two girls with duct tape, but that I like it. I know I do. Cuz even though I'm Will, and I'm "teh awexum", I admit that I need taking care of sometimes, and it's nice to have those concerned enough to do it. I also promise not to hurt Tracy for knowing/saying so.
My quest to make Tracy angry enough to commit an act of violence without remorse is showing great progress. Last night during Firefly, which I admit is a special circumstance, she stole the seats of two people and didn't give them back right away. I am proud of her progress.
My biggest accomplishment this week, by far, is the act of bringing so many people into the Firefly cult. I think I've fully claimed the minds of Russ, Jeff'N, Laurel, Tracy, Hallie, Laura, Emily, and this guy named Pat that showed up.
All in all, it's been a good time. And once again I promise not to hurt Tracy for the contents of this entry.
Disclaimer: This entry was written by Tracy Headley and does not necessarily reflect the views and opinions of William Holmes. Although it probably does, so shut your face, spacemonkey!