Meme from Rachel and Carson
~~locked family post~~
Personal Information:
1. Are you female or male? Male
2. What's your age? I'll be 38 later this month
3. Are you straight, gay or bisexual? Gay. What? Rachel's the only exception!
Have you ever:
1. ...masturbated while in the presence of someone but they didn't know you were doing it? Yes
2. ...bought pornographic material (videos, magazines, etc)? Yes
3. ...had live phone sex? Yes
4. ...masturbated to straight pornography? No. Watched it, but did nothing for me.
5. ...masturbated to gay/lesbian porpography? Yes.
6. ...bought a sex toy (if so, what kind)? Yes. Dildo, vibrator, butt plug, cock ring, ball gag, paddle, handcuffs (leather, steel, silver, furred, padded), chains
7. ...inserted your finger into your ass? Yes
8. ...inserted your finger into someone else's ass? Yes
9. ...tasted your own come? (girls/guys alike) Yes
10. ...had someone find your pornographic materials? If yes, who? Oh god. *turns red* Jeannie, once, while hunting my room for...ah...*thinks* I think it was the parts to her curling iron, that time. Some gay magazines and a dildo. She's the first person I ever came out to, when I was all of 14.
11. ...paid to view pornographic content on the internet? Yes
12. ...masturbated to porn you've downloaded from the internet? Of course
13. ...streaked, flashed or in any other way exposed yourself in public? If yes, how much did you show? *bitterly* Yeah. Jocks forced me to strip then locked me out of the dorm. I had to run across campus to my lab for my spare set of clothes. I was as bare as the day I was born.
14. ...stripped naked for someone you knew for less than an hour? Yes. I did one summer as a male stripper. Also, again, the jocks
15. ...masturbated while more than one person was watching? Yes
16. ...had sex in public? Yes
17. ...been caught having sex in public? *considers* I suppose frottage would count, wouldn't it?
18. ...gotten beads for flashing in New Orleans? Yes
19. ...been photographed nude? Yes
20. ...been photographed having sex? Yes
21. ...posted those pictures on the internet? (if yes above) Thankfully, it wasn't around back then.
22. ...without your face hidden or blurred so people can't recognize you? See above
23. ...shaved your pubic hair (if so, how much). Completely, once. The jocks thought it would be funny to pour honey over my genitals and...well...lets just say that by the end, it was easier to just shave it all off than to try to clean it.
24. ...had sex (or did other things) with someone watching you but not participating? Yes
25. ...had sex with someone who you've had no intentions of starting a relationship with? Yes
26. ...had sex with more than one person within 24 hours? Yes
27. ...given money for a sexual favor? No
28. ...received money for a sexual favor? *bitterly* Yes.
(lets get a little kinkier...)
29. ...had oral sex? (given or received) Yes
30. ...had bareback oral sex? (no condom) Yes
31. ...had bareback sex? Yes
32. ...either had a guy come in you or have come in someone? Yes
33. ...had anal sex? (received or given) *stares* Duh.
34. ...had bareback anal sex? (no condom) Yes
35. ...done sixty-nine? (69) Yes
36. ...had your ass licked? Yes
37. ...licked someone's ass? Hell yeah.
38. ...swallowed cum? (girls/guys alike) Yes
39. ...swapped cum? (with your partner) No, I don't think I've done that. Huh.
40. ...given a blowjob right after having vaginal intercourse (for girls only)? Girls only? *thinks* Actually, I haven't even sucked one of the others after they've been in Rachel. Huh. Sounds like something I need to try.
41. ...given a blowjob right after anal intercourse (for girls only)? *makes a face* Not recently.
42. ...urinated on someone? Ew, no.
43. ...been urinated on by someone? ...
44. ...Used a sex toy on someone else (if so, what kind and who)? Yes. All of the ones I listed before. John, Radek, Carson, a couple brief flings before I met them
45. ...Used a butt plug or anal beads? Yes
46. ...practiced any kind of bestiality? No
47. ...had sex with two or more women at the same time? No. Rachel's the only woman who does it for me
48. ...had sex with two or more men at the same time? *stares*
49. ...been to a strip club? Yes
50. ...been tied up while having sex? Yes
51. ...been blindfolded while having sex and/or oral sex? Yes
52. ...been forced to perform oral sex while bound? Yes
53. ...had oral sex performed on you while bound? Yes
54. ...penetrated someone or been penetrated while bound? Yes
55. ...been whipped? Yes
56. ...whipped someone? No
57. ...had someone use hot wax on your body? Yes
58. ...used hot wax on someone's body? Yes
59. ...pierced your genitals? No. Never could get the (forgive the pun) balls to do it.
60. ...been fisted or fisted someone (5 fingers at least)? No, but I've always been curious.
61. ...had a guy come on your face or have come on a girl's face? Yes
62. ...had several guys come on your face (for girls)? *softly, uncomfortably* Yes
63. ...have been double penetrated (either by fingers, sex toys, other guys etc)? No
64. ...have double penetrated someone else (fingers, sex toys, etc)? Yes. Used my tongue to enter Rachel while John was inside her
65. ...have you ever given or recieved the "shocker"? Recieved, years ago.
66. ...have you ever used a food to masturbate? Did the classic cucumber-dildo when I first discovered girls did nothing for me
67. ...has someone ever sucked on your toes or likewise? Yes
68. ...have you ever had sex with your shoes on? Yes
69. Been involved in a situation where if something went wrong in any way the only means you had to stop the situation was to call out a "safe" word (a word selected before the situation began)? *tight-lipped* Yes
70. Used your "safe" word? See above
71. Been restrained with ropes or other bondage devices where you could escape if you wanted to? Yes
72. Been restrained with cuffs or other bondage devices where you could not escape unless someone helped you? Yes
73. Given someone an orgasm while they were tied up? Yes
74. Had an orgasm while tied up? Yes
75. Been blindfolded? Yes
76. Been gagged? Yes
77. Gone to a play party or other BDSM show (like a BDSM club)? Yes
78. Had yourself exposed pretty much totally in front of strangers by a person in control of you? (at play party, BDSM club) Yes
79. Had sex with someone whose name you didn't know? (and still don't know) Yes
80. Been restrained in a straightjacket (PVC, leather, whatever, variations count)? Yes
81. Been involved in the acting out of a sexual fantasy? (rape fantasy, sex-in-a-public-place fantasy, dominating-boss fantasy) Yes
82. Written an explicitly erotic story? Once. Never again.
83. Had nipple clamps/clothespins used on your nipples or other sensitive parts? Yes
84. Worn a cock ring or had a partner wear a cock ring? Yes
85. Used a dildo or vibrator on someone or had one used on you? Yes
86. Worn a corset? ...
87. Purchased BDSM toys? (a flogger, a pair of handcuffs, etc.) Yes
Personal Information:
1. Are you female or male? Male
2. What's your age? I'll be 38 later this month
3. Are you straight, gay or bisexual? Gay. What? Rachel's the only exception!
Have you ever:
1. ...masturbated while in the presence of someone but they didn't know you were doing it? Yes
2. ...bought pornographic material (videos, magazines, etc)? Yes
3. ...had live phone sex? Yes
4. ...masturbated to straight pornography? No. Watched it, but did nothing for me.
5. ...masturbated to gay/lesbian porpography? Yes.
6. ...bought a sex toy (if so, what kind)? Yes. Dildo, vibrator, butt plug, cock ring, ball gag, paddle, handcuffs (leather, steel, silver, furred, padded), chains
7. ...inserted your finger into your ass? Yes
8. ...inserted your finger into someone else's ass? Yes
9. ...tasted your own come? (girls/guys alike) Yes
10. ...had someone find your pornographic materials? If yes, who? Oh god. *turns red* Jeannie, once, while hunting my room for...ah...*thinks* I think it was the parts to her curling iron, that time. Some gay magazines and a dildo. She's the first person I ever came out to, when I was all of 14.
11. ...paid to view pornographic content on the internet? Yes
12. ...masturbated to porn you've downloaded from the internet? Of course
13. ...streaked, flashed or in any other way exposed yourself in public? If yes, how much did you show? *bitterly* Yeah. Jocks forced me to strip then locked me out of the dorm. I had to run across campus to my lab for my spare set of clothes. I was as bare as the day I was born.
14. ...stripped naked for someone you knew for less than an hour? Yes. I did one summer as a male stripper. Also, again, the jocks
15. ...masturbated while more than one person was watching? Yes
16. ...had sex in public? Yes
17. ...been caught having sex in public? *considers* I suppose frottage would count, wouldn't it?
18. ...gotten beads for flashing in New Orleans? Yes
19. ...been photographed nude? Yes
20. ...been photographed having sex? Yes
21. ...posted those pictures on the internet? (if yes above) Thankfully, it wasn't around back then.
22. ...without your face hidden or blurred so people can't recognize you? See above
23. ...shaved your pubic hair (if so, how much). Completely, once. The jocks thought it would be funny to pour honey over my genitals and...well...lets just say that by the end, it was easier to just shave it all off than to try to clean it.
24. ...had sex (or did other things) with someone watching you but not participating? Yes
25. ...had sex with someone who you've had no intentions of starting a relationship with? Yes
26. ...had sex with more than one person within 24 hours? Yes
27. ...given money for a sexual favor? No
28. ...received money for a sexual favor? *bitterly* Yes.
(lets get a little kinkier...)
29. ...had oral sex? (given or received) Yes
30. ...had bareback oral sex? (no condom) Yes
31. ...had bareback sex? Yes
32. ...either had a guy come in you or have come in someone? Yes
33. ...had anal sex? (received or given) *stares* Duh.
34. ...had bareback anal sex? (no condom) Yes
35. ...done sixty-nine? (69) Yes
36. ...had your ass licked? Yes
37. ...licked someone's ass? Hell yeah.
38. ...swallowed cum? (girls/guys alike) Yes
39. ...swapped cum? (with your partner) No, I don't think I've done that. Huh.
40. ...given a blowjob right after having vaginal intercourse (for girls only)? Girls only? *thinks* Actually, I haven't even sucked one of the others after they've been in Rachel. Huh. Sounds like something I need to try.
41. ...given a blowjob right after anal intercourse (for girls only)? *makes a face* Not recently.
42. ...urinated on someone? Ew, no.
43. ...been urinated on by someone? ...
44. ...Used a sex toy on someone else (if so, what kind and who)? Yes. All of the ones I listed before. John, Radek, Carson, a couple brief flings before I met them
45. ...Used a butt plug or anal beads? Yes
46. ...practiced any kind of bestiality? No
47. ...had sex with two or more women at the same time? No. Rachel's the only woman who does it for me
48. ...had sex with two or more men at the same time? *stares*
49. ...been to a strip club? Yes
50. ...been tied up while having sex? Yes
51. ...been blindfolded while having sex and/or oral sex? Yes
52. ...been forced to perform oral sex while bound? Yes
53. ...had oral sex performed on you while bound? Yes
54. ...penetrated someone or been penetrated while bound? Yes
55. ...been whipped? Yes
56. ...whipped someone? No
57. ...had someone use hot wax on your body? Yes
58. ...used hot wax on someone's body? Yes
59. ...pierced your genitals? No. Never could get the (forgive the pun) balls to do it.
60. ...been fisted or fisted someone (5 fingers at least)? No, but I've always been curious.
61. ...had a guy come on your face or have come on a girl's face? Yes
62. ...had several guys come on your face (for girls)? *softly, uncomfortably* Yes
63. ...have been double penetrated (either by fingers, sex toys, other guys etc)? No
64. ...have double penetrated someone else (fingers, sex toys, etc)? Yes. Used my tongue to enter Rachel while John was inside her
65. ...have you ever given or recieved the "shocker"? Recieved, years ago.
66. ...have you ever used a food to masturbate? Did the classic cucumber-dildo when I first discovered girls did nothing for me
67. ...has someone ever sucked on your toes or likewise? Yes
68. ...have you ever had sex with your shoes on? Yes
69. Been involved in a situation where if something went wrong in any way the only means you had to stop the situation was to call out a "safe" word (a word selected before the situation began)? *tight-lipped* Yes
70. Used your "safe" word? See above
71. Been restrained with ropes or other bondage devices where you could escape if you wanted to? Yes
72. Been restrained with cuffs or other bondage devices where you could not escape unless someone helped you? Yes
73. Given someone an orgasm while they were tied up? Yes
74. Had an orgasm while tied up? Yes
75. Been blindfolded? Yes
76. Been gagged? Yes
77. Gone to a play party or other BDSM show (like a BDSM club)? Yes
78. Had yourself exposed pretty much totally in front of strangers by a person in control of you? (at play party, BDSM club) Yes
79. Had sex with someone whose name you didn't know? (and still don't know) Yes
80. Been restrained in a straightjacket (PVC, leather, whatever, variations count)? Yes
81. Been involved in the acting out of a sexual fantasy? (rape fantasy, sex-in-a-public-place fantasy, dominating-boss fantasy) Yes
82. Written an explicitly erotic story? Once. Never again.
83. Had nipple clamps/clothespins used on your nipples or other sensitive parts? Yes
84. Worn a cock ring or had a partner wear a cock ring? Yes
85. Used a dildo or vibrator on someone or had one used on you? Yes
86. Worn a corset? ...
87. Purchased BDSM toys? (a flogger, a pair of handcuffs, etc.) Yes