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Warning! Messing with Ancient Devices(tm) is bad for one's gender identity

Aug 26, 2006 22:29

When Rodney heard that Carson had asked John to bring home a Wraith, he'd gone to the lab furthest from the infirmary to do his work. He still got jittery whenever he passed by the Iratus labs, whenever Carson came home from working with the damned bugs, or whenever John had been fighting the Wraith. Actually having one in the city? He really didn' ( Read more... )

me, enzyme addiction, wraith, carson, rae, john, gender switched

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dr_macgregor August 27 2006, 03:23:49 UTC

Rae heard the door open and some spouse stumble into the bedroom. Huh. It was a little early. She called out from the office door. "Hon? Who's home?" Not getting a reply and hearing a strange muffled curse, she went to the bedroom. Rachel stopped dead as she saw a stranger in a brown jacket pulling on a pair of jeans. The long blonde hair looked vaguely familiar...

"Jeannie? What are you doing here?"

dr_rodneymckay August 27 2006, 03:28:22 UTC

Rodney paused in his wiggling. The jeans would fit, but they'd be painted-on tight. Lovely. But that wasn't what worried him. That was Rae behind him and she thought he was Jeannie. Oh boy.

Zipping up, Rodney slowly turned around and pushed his hair out of his face. Looking anywhere but at his wife, he licked his lips before resonding. "Um. How to say this? Ah. Well. You see...I'm not Jeannie." He glanced at Rae to see her reaction as he hesitantly wiggled his fingers at her. "Hi, Shenzi."

dr_macgregor August 27 2006, 03:31:20 UTC

Her jaw dropped. For a good full minute before she shut it. OK, the difference was slight, mainly in the mouth and jawline... But yeah, this wasn't the woman she'd met in Vancouver. Suddenly feeling a little pale, Rae stumbled over to sit on the bed and stare in shock. "B...Banzai?" Her look of surprise changed quickly to a glare as she sounded a lot like Radek.

"what did you touch?"

dr_rodneymckay August 27 2006, 03:38:11 UTC

Rodney cringed in a way only he could, instantly confirming beyond all down his identity. "Um. Would you believe me it I said it was an accessory to a Jedi action figure?"

Sighing, Rodney paced the room to get used to the feel of the clothes and his new body. It still felt weird. He was barefoot, but only because Rae wasn't his size.

"It was an accident, I swear. I thought it was another little accessory to the toy. I was turning it in my fingers, studying it because we've never come across it's life sized counterpart and I guess I activated it. How was I to know it'd work?"

Rodney sighed again. "I'm just glad that my drag clothes still fit in this form cause I don't think I'd fit in anything of yours."

dr_macgregor August 27 2006, 03:46:36 UTC

Her eyebrow rose. An action figure? "I take it Atlantis is revealing more child-related areas?

She watched him pace and talk. "Rodney, of course you didn't mean it. How could you know if it's a toy? Although who knows why they'd let a child do this..."

Rae nodded. "Yeah, good thing. You're, uh... still endowed, apparently. Trust me, the bra is a good thing to have." She tilted her head to the side for a moment. "Try Radek's boots, they're a little smaller than yours. Did you bring the device with you, or try deactivating it or something?" Rae tried desperately to cover a smirk and failed miserably. "Sorry. It's just... You always proclaimed how much you liked brilliant stacked blondes... Now you are one."

dr_rodneymckay August 27 2006, 03:54:21 UTC

Rodney hmm'ed absently when she asked about the child areas, head down and hands behind his back as he thought. Though he did look up when she suggested Radek's boots. "Oh. That's a thought."

When she asks if he tried to reverse it, however, he feels his face heat up and quickly ducks his head so his hair hides his blush. "Ah...I was understandably freaked out at the time, Shenzi. I came straight home once I realized what had happened. Left the lab as it was, though."

Rodney lifted his head to glare at her 'stacked blonde' comment. "Ha ha."

dr_macgregor August 27 2006, 04:00:42 UTC

Rae sighed as he put on the boots. They'd do for now. "Ok. Let me call Radek and have him meet us there, then."

She tapped her comm to the private family channel. "Radek? Rodney's come upon a project that needs your urgent attention. Please meet us as soon as you can in..." She looked over at Rodney, who mouthed the location. "Corridor 52, room 34. We'll be there soon, leaving home now. Don't bring anyone, ok?"

She tapped off and nodded towards the door. "Ok. Let's get you fixed. Er... You know what I mean. Lemme get our laptops."

dr_rodneymckay August 27 2006, 04:15:10 UTC

Rodney groaned when she called Radek. He'd never hear the end of this.

Over the comm, Radek sounded puzzled, but agreed to meet them.

--

Radek was waiting for them when they arrived. He was wandering around the room, not touching anything but examing it all the same. He didn't turn around when he heard them come in. "A play room? This is good, yes? It looks as if this was a school for little ones or a day care."

Finally noticing that Rodney, at least, had been curiously silent, Radek turned around. He was surprised when he didn't see Rodney, instead he saw Jeannie...no. Wait.

Radek slowly approached the pair just inside the doorway, studying the woman with Rae. This was not Rodney's sister. Eyes widening with comprehension, Radek's hand flew to cover his mouth. "Oh!" //Dear god, Rodney?!// At the woman's--Rodney's--reluctant nod, Radek lost it. He all but fell to the floor laughing his head off, broken English spilling from his lips occasionally ( ... )

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