Mr Es beautiful neck lump
To Mr Es beautiful blues of course, deeply sad!
I Woke up this morning and found a lump in my neck
Went to the Dr who looked at it and said “What the heck”
Uh hu God damn right, what’s that lump in your neck
Uh hu God damn right, what’s that lump in your neck
Uh hu
The thyroid gland is the one that sits at the front
Single,or multiple,malignant or benign looking lumps
He scratched his head and said
God damn right, what’s that lump in your neck
Uh hu God damn right, what’s that lump in your neck
Uh hu.
Lymph node enlargement can be from many a cause,
Lymphoma, secondaries, inflammatory lyphadenopathy bit of a tounge twister
Acute or Chronic, like TB
Always think of HIV
Oh yeah God damn right, what’s that lump in your neck,
Uh hu God damn right, what’s that lump in your neck,
Uh hu
Congeital cysts can present at any age
Thyroglossal,branchial,periauricular and hygroma
Salivary stones,sjorgens syn, dernoids cysts and the tumours
God damn right, what’s that lump in your neck
Uh hu God damn right, what’s that lump in your neck
Uh hu
“Dermoid is congenital… idiot”
Lumps in the skin skin can cause almost anything,
Cystic stuff and lipomas, bear in mind nodular melanoma
Rarer stuff like hens teeth,
Includes the glomus and Actinomycosis
Uh hu, God damn right, what’s that lump in your neck
Uh hu God damn right, what’s that lump in your neck
Uh hu
spoken (Monty python style)
I just don’t like looking at it…. Put it away now…I don’t know, come to see a doctor and he starts singing, state of the medical service now days, tsch… I’m going private next time! And wipe that grin of your face too.. I saw that…
And so the madness continues
I Woke up this morning and found a lump in my neck
Went to the Dr who looked at it and said “What the heck”
Uh hu God damn right, what’s that lump in your neck
Uh hu God damn right, what’s that lump in your neck
Uh hu
The thyroid gland is the one that sits at the front
Single,or multiple,malignant or benign looking lumps
He scratched his head and said
God damn right, what’s that lump in your neck
Uh hu God damn right, what’s that lump in your neck
Uh hu.
Lymph node enlargement can be from many a cause,
Lymphoma, secondaries, inflammatory lyphadenopathy bit of a tounge twister
Acute or Chronic, like TB
Always think of HIV
Oh yeah God damn right, what’s that lump in your neck,
Uh hu God damn right, what’s that lump in your neck,
Uh hu
Congeital cysts can present at any age
Thyroglossal,branchial,periauricular and hygroma
Salivary stones,sjorgens syn, dernoids cysts and the tumours
God damn right, what’s that lump in your neck
Uh hu God damn right, what’s that lump in your neck
Uh hu
“Dermoid is congenital… idiot”
Lumps in the skin skin can cause almost anything,
Cystic stuff and lipomas, bear in mind nodular melanoma
Rarer stuff like hens teeth,
Includes the glomus and Actinomycosis
Uh hu, God damn right, what’s that lump in your neck
Uh hu God damn right, what’s that lump in your neck
Uh hu
spoken (Monty python style)
I just don’t like looking at it…. Put it away now…I don’t know, come to see a doctor and he starts singing, state of the medical service now days, tsch… I’m going private next time! And wipe that grin of your face too.. I saw that…
And so the madness continues