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CUDDY, YOUR SUPER-AIDS BIRD FLU WAS A ROIGHT GOOD JOKE. I HAD A GOOD LAUGH WHILE I PRETENDED TO VACCINATE PATIENTS AT THE CLINIC. NOTHING A LITTLE SALINE SOLUTION AND A LOLLY WON'T FIX, I SAY. HAHAHA! I'M LAUGHING STILL! SUPER-AIDS! IS THAT LIKE...GIANT-SIZED AIDS?
OTHER THAN THAT I DIDN'T ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING OF IMPORT TODAY, SO INSTEAD I WILL PARAPHRASE PLAGIARISE MY COUNTERPART AT A BETTER-KNOWN "RPG" OR WOTEVER IT IS YEW GOIYS CALL THIS DAMN THING.
LOLZ TODAY I CRIED INTO MY PILLOW COZ I HURT MESELF THE OTHER DAY WHILE SMACKING MY BITCH CAMERON UP/EJECTING HER FROM MY APARTMENT (ALTHOUGH I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY) THEN I VACUUMED MY MASSIVE PENTHOUSE OF AN APARTMENT AND TERRORIZED ONE OF THE FIFTY BILLION CATS I'M BABYSITTING FOR CAMERON. IT WAS LOTS OF FUN COZ I LOVE TERRORIZING SMALL ANIMALS. THAT'S NOT ILLEGAL, IF ANYBODY ASKS. IN SUM I AM AWESOMENESS DEFINED.
NOW I HAVE TO GO DO A DEEP CONDITIONING HAIR MASK THINGY. IF ANYBODY NEEDS ME I'LL BE IN THE MATERNITY WARD LOUNGE. THEY HAVE A NICE BATHROOM.
BY THE WAY CAMERON, IF ANYBODY ASKS, YOU FELL DOWN THE STAIRS LOLZ.
OTHER THAN THAT I DIDN'T ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING OF IMPORT TODAY, SO INSTEAD I WILL PARAPHRASE PLAGIARISE MY COUNTERPART AT A BETTER-KNOWN "RPG" OR WOTEVER IT IS YEW GOIYS CALL THIS DAMN THING.
LOLZ TODAY I CRIED INTO MY PILLOW COZ I HURT MESELF THE OTHER DAY WHILE SMACKING MY BITCH CAMERON UP/EJECTING HER FROM MY APARTMENT (ALTHOUGH I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY) THEN I VACUUMED MY MASSIVE PENTHOUSE OF AN APARTMENT AND TERRORIZED ONE OF THE FIFTY BILLION CATS I'M BABYSITTING FOR CAMERON. IT WAS LOTS OF FUN COZ I LOVE TERRORIZING SMALL ANIMALS. THAT'S NOT ILLEGAL, IF ANYBODY ASKS. IN SUM I AM AWESOMENESS DEFINED.
NOW I HAVE TO GO DO A DEEP CONDITIONING HAIR MASK THINGY. IF ANYBODY NEEDS ME I'LL BE IN THE MATERNITY WARD LOUNGE. THEY HAVE A NICE BATHROOM.
BY THE WAY CAMERON, IF ANYBODY ASKS, YOU FELL DOWN THE STAIRS LOLZ.