Dear Hollywood
Stop making Re-Boots. I get it, I do. You want to make money. Movie making takes a lot of capital, so you want to recoup all that. But there's a difference between using a concept, and making a remake. Look,you're making copies, asexual reproduction. A copy of a copy loses integrity. Asexual reproduction, while fast and simpler, leads to less biodiversity and populations that are terribly at the whims of the environment. But if you follow the concept without the direct blueprint, you allow for greater adaptability and integrity. All this copying is like inbreeding. Soon it leads to hemophilia and flipper babies. You want to make Predator again? Great. Just call it some other fucking name. The Casablanca story could be mined for a wealth of movies. But don't fucking call it Casablanca! Set it somewhere else in the African north. It'll still work. Fuckers.