Speaking of Emily Dickinson.......

Mar 21, 2006 17:33

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I love cats. I really do.

But WHY does their pee smell so goddamn awful?

Emily is finally going under the knife tomorrow. Her de-feminization kept getting pushed aside in the wake of ruptured bladders and abscessed wounds from the others, but I can't put it off any longer. I fear I'll go insane if she is allowed to spend another week in this house spraying my towels and endlessly meowing at a 130 decibel level.

Yes, I love her...but I'll love her more after the daily throwing away of clothes and bedsheets is over.

Send her good thoughts. The boy is a wee bit nervous.




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