Look arachnid 'hoes, here comes the Spider Pimp!
"Spider-pimp, Spider-pimp,
Does whatever a Pimp-man can.
Spins a web any size, Catches Johns just like flies.
Look out - here comes the Pimp'n Man"...
And my newest acquisition - a nice, plump Costa Rican Orange-mouth Tarantula. (Psalmopeus reduncus)
She's only 4 years old and a relatively rare species to be found on the market. I got her by trading my newly molted male Orange Baboon Spider or "OBT" (for orange bitey thing) which the breeder (fellow spider pimp) needed.
Damn. Two posts in one day!