Future computer tech
As I was taking my daughters into daycare this morning, my 4 year old was playing with her toy cell phone.
I heard it ring, and then I heard my daughter say the following:
"Hello?
No.
No I will not fix your poncuter* for you.
(PAUSE)
No, you have to call Handy Mandy for that.
(a pause, then louder and slower)
HANDY MANDY.
No, call him to fix your poncuter. Okay then. Goodbye."
Then she gave a big sigh as if she couldn't believe how many assholes were out there.
Gawddamn, sometimes she cracks me up!
* - "Poncuter" is how she prounounces "computer."