patty had fun at uconn
so yeah, if anyone cared to read my away message over the weekend then you know i was "down south". yeah i was at uconn pimp'n it up with the mrs. yes i patty did get drunk and no i did not touch any girls in ways i shouldn't have...cause i'm a gentleman like that....or not. but yeah, i did try to write this story on sunday, but it got deleted and it was really long and i didn't feel like typing it again, so i'm just going to short'n it up dogg.
so yeah, i managed to bring down a pint of jack's and some smernof twisted for the little lady. well jen had to go out to a dance thing so she left me in the care of one of her friends...but hey, it's me, even with a babysitter i'm still out of control. so i mangaed to go through about 2/3rds of the jacks over about an hour or 2. so that means this girl amy had to deal with a drunk patty :D so we went for a walk around the campus while i stumble around. so after a while i think amy got a little tired of me even though she's really cool, so we called jen to fin out where she was. well she was quite a walk away and amy and i had to take a trail called the "rape trail" i ahave no idea why it's called that. it's a side walk that goes through the woods, it's very well lit and there's never been a sexual attack, so yeah. after the 20 minute walk down the trail, we finaly met up with jen...and i was still drunk, i'd seen me high and half asleep, but not drunk. so yeah i was using her as a prop to keep me up, she didn't like it very much. after seeing jen's roommate more drunk than i was we headed back to the dorm at around 2 30ish.
well the night sleep was crowded. there were 6 people cramded into this little dorm room.
jen and i got up at 9 to go see the uconn/ army game. since uml has no football team, i have to go with the huskey's. well the huskeys killed amry cause army sucks anyways, but this was sad. it was 40 to 3 when jen and i left with 10 minutes in the game. the rest of the day is a haze, but when we went out, that i won't forget. well i had to finish off the jacky D's that night sine i couldn't bring it back up. so i downed the 3rd of a pint in like 3 minutes of so and it was good :P again, jen was not happy with me being wasted again. but she's not going to force me to do anything i don't want to do.
so we headed off the this party at a really shady frat that was more like a big shed. well anyway, i was waiting in line for a beer when out of nowhere, i see a flash light in the corner of my eye. it was a cop, he was breaking up the table serving beer next to me. so i tried to hurry up getting a beer and get the hell out of there. well i wasn't able to, 2 more cops came and arrested the guy at my table who was serving beer. i tried to find jen and amy and tried to get the hell out of there. after we decided what we were doing, some guy comes out of no where and pushes amy and jen out of the way, before i knew it, another guy pushes me...and that's when i cought what it said on the back of the guys shirt. nothing like being pushed out of the way by the CT state police. that's right kids, the staies came to break up the party and the guy and the statie who pushed me, jena and amy out of the way. well the random guy was trying to run away from being arested, bad move, after fighting with the cop the kid was thrown to the grownd and maced, that's right the kid was maced. so we got the hell out of there.
after walking around for other parties with no luck. so we went back to the dorm and that's where we crashed. i slept for about 12 hours and it was good. i mean 8 hours of sleep a day just doesn't cut it anymore ;)
we that's it, now i'm hoping it doesn;t get deleted.
so yeah, i managed to bring down a pint of jack's and some smernof twisted for the little lady. well jen had to go out to a dance thing so she left me in the care of one of her friends...but hey, it's me, even with a babysitter i'm still out of control. so i mangaed to go through about 2/3rds of the jacks over about an hour or 2. so that means this girl amy had to deal with a drunk patty :D so we went for a walk around the campus while i stumble around. so after a while i think amy got a little tired of me even though she's really cool, so we called jen to fin out where she was. well she was quite a walk away and amy and i had to take a trail called the "rape trail" i ahave no idea why it's called that. it's a side walk that goes through the woods, it's very well lit and there's never been a sexual attack, so yeah. after the 20 minute walk down the trail, we finaly met up with jen...and i was still drunk, i'd seen me high and half asleep, but not drunk. so yeah i was using her as a prop to keep me up, she didn't like it very much. after seeing jen's roommate more drunk than i was we headed back to the dorm at around 2 30ish.
well the night sleep was crowded. there were 6 people cramded into this little dorm room.
jen and i got up at 9 to go see the uconn/ army game. since uml has no football team, i have to go with the huskey's. well the huskeys killed amry cause army sucks anyways, but this was sad. it was 40 to 3 when jen and i left with 10 minutes in the game. the rest of the day is a haze, but when we went out, that i won't forget. well i had to finish off the jacky D's that night sine i couldn't bring it back up. so i downed the 3rd of a pint in like 3 minutes of so and it was good :P again, jen was not happy with me being wasted again. but she's not going to force me to do anything i don't want to do.
so we headed off the this party at a really shady frat that was more like a big shed. well anyway, i was waiting in line for a beer when out of nowhere, i see a flash light in the corner of my eye. it was a cop, he was breaking up the table serving beer next to me. so i tried to hurry up getting a beer and get the hell out of there. well i wasn't able to, 2 more cops came and arrested the guy at my table who was serving beer. i tried to find jen and amy and tried to get the hell out of there. after we decided what we were doing, some guy comes out of no where and pushes amy and jen out of the way, before i knew it, another guy pushes me...and that's when i cought what it said on the back of the guys shirt. nothing like being pushed out of the way by the CT state police. that's right kids, the staies came to break up the party and the guy and the statie who pushed me, jena and amy out of the way. well the random guy was trying to run away from being arested, bad move, after fighting with the cop the kid was thrown to the grownd and maced, that's right the kid was maced. so we got the hell out of there.
after walking around for other parties with no luck. so we went back to the dorm and that's where we crashed. i slept for about 12 hours and it was good. i mean 8 hours of sleep a day just doesn't cut it anymore ;)
we that's it, now i'm hoping it doesn;t get deleted.